exasterbated

anything having to do with being fresh to death.

Girrrl i was so exasterbated today at school.

by lurrAA September 28, 2006

eaterbater

Someone who continuously masterbates as they eat finger foods.

"Don't eat the sandwich squares, that guy is an eaterbater and he's been touching them all"

by cloudqueen March 18, 2014

Exacsterbate

When you worsen a problem by masturbating.

The bake sale was a disaster, and I only exacsterbated the problem.

by K.Sato July 7, 2016

emosterbate

Jerking off with one's tears

My dad wouldn't let me drive his BMW so now I'm going to emosterbate while listening to death cab for cutie

by Lord Gooch April 20, 2018

Exasterbate

To make a situation so bad you can’t masterbate.

After getting fired from my job I was completely Exasterbated.

by WunEyeFricka October 5, 2020

Exasterbate

Exacerbate/masturbate hybrid. The act of making a situation worse by jerking off

If you get caught shop lifting, you might as well exasterbate in the back seat of the police car. Make it a full day!!!!

by Mommy Anomoly January 7, 2021

Eastergater

A trickster that messes with all things Easter related.

He’s such an eastergater by starting during Easter bunch.

by Spaceboy503.2 April 17, 2022