escapegoat

a person so clever and smart that they cannot be victimized or duped, a person who can use tricks or manoeuvres to escape a dangerous situation or predicament.

You cannot trap that guy. He is such an escapegoat.

by uttam maharjan July 21, 2010

Escapegoat

This maneuver entails an individual T-bagging or (ball-wiping)the face of another, while them being unconscious or in a sleeping state. This task must be done in an undetected and swift manor, ninja like one might say. This being accomplished, earns the up-most honor in the grotesque society of discussing activities.

"Oh man, Oh man, Steve's about the escapegoat Mark while he's pasted out drunk!"..."nice bro! you did it, sweet!"

Person A: "AAAhhh, that was a nice nap"
Person B: looks over with a grin "Escapegoaded!"
Person A: "NNooooo! Ah man, nice one bro. You got me good! haha" High five.

by Up Dog? October 18, 2008

Escapee

A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing a police car while speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee; it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

I was taking a leak and suddenly a fart escape at the same time,

I had an escapee !!!!

by Pepinoantezana November 18, 2013

Escapegoat

Of the children whose parent(s) are diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder NPD, there is one child who is assigned the role of Scapegoat. The NPD person directs their abusive behavior, blame, rage, criticism, assault and battery toward this child. After the child grows into an adult and provide their own financial support, they go off and form a circle of friends and relatives who love and accept them. At this point, that have changed from Scapegoat to Escapegoat. They only see the NPD person in settings that the NPD will not attempt to reestablish the trauma bond with the Escapegoat.

To maintain peace of mind and emotional stability, the Escapegoat avoids the parent with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

by Sunset Slim C November 23, 2018

Escapegoat

Someone who is unjustly blamed for an action they didn’t commit

Nicky didn’t steal the bologna string, he was just the escapegoat

by Bald Eagle Mailman March 31, 2021

Escapee

A boobie that has found it's way out of the wearers night attire during the night.

Went diving under the duvet for any escapees this morning and I found one!

by Contributer100 January 25, 2022

Escapegoat

A person that you see on the side (usually sexually) to escape the realities of life.

Liana had many escapegoats that her husband didn't know about.

by mwsupra August 21, 2025