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Eaton Dry Bum

This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!
Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?

What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?
by Jimmy7017 February 12, 2021
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eaton square school

It is the hell where satans (teachers) meet. the only thing you will get is one hell of a time and homework.
I would never want to go to eaton square school again
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Tobias Eaton

-Character in the Divergent series
-When book takes place, he is 18 years old
-Incredibly sexy and badass
-Initiation instructor and later boyfriend of Tris Prior
-Nicknamed and known as Four because of his four fears
-Originally from Abnegation and transfered to Dauntless
"Who's that over there?"
"That's Tobias Eaton. We call him Four."
"DAMN HE'S FINE!"
by ~:^) December 23, 2013
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Mr. Eaton

Mr eaton is a bald red bearded Santa clause that comes to your house at night and cuts his hair with your teeth while you're sleeping. You can find him on the street begging people for red hair. Often asks kids to come in his van and touch his large beard.
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Long Eaton

A Town a few miles out from the center of Nottingham, once great in its lace making industry now is just a chav filled shit hole.
My god Long Eatons gone down hill!
by MagickClaire April 10, 2009
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Mark Eaton

A man who is unmatchable in power, his magnitude is only topped by the words of Ella Beckham. As he searches for his lifelong love he cannot help but be attracted back to his sister. And his favorite artist is imagine dragons. Baseball is his only talent.
Cmon now Aiden your being a real Mark Eaton right now.
by BigMacDemolisher April 9, 2021
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Dorris Eaton

an extremely queer school of faggots and girls who look like men, in walnut creak california, and is run by a queer man lover named jerry ludden
Dude... im so lealous of how big KENDYLS PENIS is
by queer March 17, 2005
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