Earbud Method

An act of ear sex which involves turning an mp3 player or other sound device up to a very high volume and sticking it in a persons opposite ear, causing them to jerk thier head away, jamming thier ear onto your penis. Causes defness.

"I was so trashed last night, and I can't hear shit."
"Maybe someone gave you the earbud method"
"Oh fuck!"
"Thats what you get alley slut."

by ihadalife July 2, 2009

earbud

The sexual act in which the man ejaculates into his partner's ear canal.

She couldn't hear anything right after I finished giving her a huge earbud.

by JJJSchmidt February 25, 2010

earbuds

poor people’s airpods

broke person : yo do you know where i can buy some earbuds
person with airpods : sorry man i dont speak broke

by pastaseotkopcavas February 27, 2019

earbud

Sorry, you are poor so I can't tell you.

Guy: Sorry I have earbuds so I can't hear you.

by MiKoSeNpAii February 17, 2019

Earbuds

What you wear so people around you don't hear you listening to porn.

I watch porn with my earbuds!

by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Earbuds

a place for you to listen to porn without getting caught in class

Person 1: I got some earbuds....
Person 2: What are you doing with them?
Person 1: Getting a boner

by Big asss ballsack May 5, 2023

Earbuds Syndrome

When someone is wearing earbuds to isolate themselves from the society.

Nobody can approach that girl because she has Earbuds Syndrome. Whether I'm seeing her on the street or at the gym, she is wearing earbuds.

by Kentich January 4, 2024