One of the most profoundly depressing colleges in the United States. It is 400 miles west of Dallas, and 200 miles east of Albuquerque. Yes, those are the two closest notable cities. To get in, a 14 on the ACT is required, yet many students receive waivers with some scoring as low as an 8. Just for context, putting down "C" as every answer on the ACT will yield an 11. If one were to randomly spill ink on the ACT, they would still outscore the average ENMU student.
This college is for people who wouldn't be going to college 20 years ago.
This college is for people who wouldn't be going to college 20 years ago.
Hey, you also go to Eastern New Mexico University? I'm glad we can both agree that there is no better smell than manure and rural poverty in the morning!
by New Mexican May 31, 2018
Get the Eastern New Mexico University mug.A reasonably priced college located in Charleston (aka Chucktown, Illinois. This university began as a teachers' college and has since grown to include a wide variety of majors. It takes a maximum of 20 minutes (if you are slow) to walk from any one given point on campus to another.
However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.
However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.
"I will be attending Eastern Illinois University next fall and majoring in Secondary Education...but everyone knows I'll be partying every night!"
by HarukoChanX September 29, 2005
Get the Eastern Illinois University mug.Related Words
The absolute best possible day to celebrate one of the most unlikely, unsubstantiated and ecumenically contrived events in the whole of religious history.
easter falls on the first day of april.
Isn't that also April fools Day?
It was. NOW it's Easter fooles day!
Isn't that also April fools Day?
It was. NOW it's Easter fooles day!
by YAWA January 24, 2018
Get the easter fooles day mug.The Easter of 2004, whereon several miracles took place. The exact cause of these miracles is unknown, but attributed to the greatness of that important day, to which few still pay annual tribute.
Jonas: Remember the Best Easter Ever?
Tim: We must pay tribute to that great day.
Mark: It truly was...the Best Easter Ever!
Tim: We must pay tribute to that great day.
Mark: It truly was...the Best Easter Ever!
by ThreeMen May 13, 2011
Get the Best Easter Ever mug.Mid eastern nigga: u heard about that nigga pass on mid easterns
Black nigga: huh nigga?
Mid eastern nigga: nigga I’m mid eastern
Black nigga: aight punk ass clown
Black nigga: huh nigga?
Mid eastern nigga: nigga I’m mid eastern
Black nigga: aight punk ass clown
by Nutella is black December 9, 2019
Get the Nigga pass on mid easterns mug....and i like my sprite easter pink.
by blake jones July 18, 2007
Get the easter pink mug.by FriendlyFellow April 21, 2019
Get the Easter Worshipper mug.