early worm

(earl-ee-werm)
Noun: To get ready fastest, only to fail miserably; One who sacrifices for the other "worm's".

Adj: A person who fails fastest, due to his earlyness.

example one:
Mom: SON!! time to wake up. The early bird catches the worm.

Son: But mom! the early worm gets eaten.
*Pause*
Mom: On second thought, take your time getting up son.

example two
man#1: Holy shit! That noob just charged into the fight.

man#2: Dont worry, he is just an early worm.

by Gunwoo Yi August 12, 2008

Earl Shilton

Earl Shilton is home of the drug dealers and where the word STD'S began. Most of the girls have got a BTEC level 1 hair and beauty from the underachieving college William Bradford. All earl shilton is full with is hair dressers or takeaways. If you don't want to get stabbed then I advise you to stay away from hollow park, this park is full of fuck boys and chavs.

Person 1: Where do you get weed from?
Person 2: Go to Earl Shilton

by lad123456789 May 24, 2016

earl thomas

He is a free agent (unemployed) NFL safety that used to be really good at what he did. He even won a Super Bowl and made some probowls n shit. Recently, he’s made the headlines for cheating on his wife and tag teaming girls with his brother. He also got cut by the Ravens because he couldn’t stop getting into fights with his teammates.

Earl Thomas pissed away a hall of fame career.

by EW! April 6, 2021

i just busted a fat nut earlier today

when you busted a fat nut earlier today.

Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!

by xray489 March 21, 2021

Emrullah

One of the most handsome, loyal and intelligent guys you'll ever meet.
A true gentleman.
Might act cold and distanced sometimes, but if you happen to win over his heart, you're definitely on the good side.
You'll never want to leave him again.

Ugh, I need to find myself an Emrullah too!

by boaiboaiboai88 March 9, 2017

early sad nigga hours

For when a nigga want to participate in sad nigga hours but he or she wants to get a reasonable amount of sleep so he or she can focus in school. Sad nigga hours usually last from 2 to 5 AM but early sad nigga hours last from 9PM to 12AM.

Person 1: "Ay bruh why you sad, it's only 10:35"
Person 2: "Early sad nigga hours who tf up"
Person 1: "I see, my bad"

by DeadBread April 15, 2018

stupid early

A time in the morning that most people consider way too early to be awake. 5am is normal early; anytime before that is stupid early. It's most often used to describe waking up in the morning so it wouldn't apply to staying up late at night into the next day.

"Are you going hiking with Mark tomorrow?"

"No way! He's getting up stupid early to watch the sunrise."

by Kyle Freeman June 19, 2008