Ean

your friend that is old enough to have sex with your mom but young enough to have sex with your sister

ean

by Khov2Khov April 8, 2019

Ean

Ean is a name which is not as popular as others but is the most intriguing. Ean’s typically love dogs. Especially beagles. Ean’s are not the tallest but not the smallest with their brown hair and brown mole rat eyes.

Wow look at Ean he has rat eyes

by Monte kelly July 30, 2019

ean

free spirit, coolest guy in the face of the planet, beyond talented, ever so gracious, hotness personified, punk god, witty, funny, uber smart,has a way with words, mystical, magical, otherwordly.

You must have done something right to deserve Ean.

by bindisue December 17, 2019

eans

hold up, easy there, simmer down, cool off

Eans on that stuff!!

by Neans April 14, 2005

Eanes

Eanes is another word for Andy. Eanes is a human of unsurpassable intelligence, whose wit and charm are often desired at parties. When someone says the word Eanes they are often filled with an unexplainable joy. When ladies cry out Eanes in bed their orgasms are often multiplied ten fold. You can often finds lingering about the Time Cave with his cohorts Liam, Jacob, and Kiernan curator of the time cave. Do not expect an Eanes to linger about when police are near because he has been arrested multiple times and is now fearful of any police.

Eanes was at the party, but jumped the fence when the police arrived.

by Eanestrom October 28, 2008

eans

Cocaine, blow, charley, snow. . . . etc.

Got eans? If not, let's get some!

by Neans August 8, 2005

The Ean game

A game where a group of friends cum on a different friends lips and the loser (whoever cums last) must kiss the target on the lips.

"Ean make sure you're asleep for the Ean Game!" "What's the Ean Game!?"

by Huntsac March 27, 2016