ESPMML

ESPMML (Emo/Scene People Make Me Laugh) is a MySpace account run by some racist, douche-bag girl who thinks she knows everything about everything. She thinks that she is the first one to come up with the theories she blogs about. She has legions of little MySpace fans who think she is the greatest thing to ever hit the internet and always compliment her on her writing (ex: "LMAO ILY"); when in fact, she writes very poorly about things she barely understands. In conclusion, she sucks and the people that praise her are probably illiterate.

"Maybe asians are bad drivers, but is it because their eyes are so small? I don't know."-ESPMML

by Tanya Harding December 29, 2007

espasoweovaowow

The sound of background music in google's Ghoul Duel

♪Espasoweovaowow... espasoweovaowow...♪

by thesesquipedalian(andmathnerd) June 7, 2019

ESPM

Environmental Science Policy and Management major at the University of Minnesota- Twin Cities. People in this major can be classified into sveral groups. 1) Tree Huggers 2)Hippies 3)Green Freaks 4)Occasional normal person ready to switch majors because everyone else is weird 5)Excited about conserving, EVERYTHING, 6) Politiacly Liberal (but conservative with the environment) 7) Voted for OBAMA 8) Don't know what ESPN is

Jason: Did you hear about the 'Hour of Darkness Party'?
Justin: No, What is it?
Jason: We are going to 'Turn off the lights in your room and have some fun' to conserve energy
Justin: Must be them ESPM kids, again

by F2H&B2C March 1, 2009

Esposode

The uncontrollable urge to make a big deal out of everything.

He's having an Esposode.

by DJ Stevie October 5, 2011

espish

Derived from ESP (extra sensory perceptions); the state of giving or receiving said perceptions simultaneously (i.e. having the same thoughts, saying the same things, doing the same things as another person at exactly the same time).
Credited to SAN, 2004

"Are you espishing what I'm espishing?" (translation: are you thinking of doing what I'm thinking of doing?)

"Is that girl wearing a skirt with her belt or a belt with her skirt?"
"Espish!"

by ria November 2, 2004

Esposito/Esposita

Esposito/Esposita is a spanish word of endearment for your significant other/partner. Such as hubby or wifey.

Ahorita voy a ver mi esposito/esposita.
I'm going to go see my esposito/esposita right now.

by JR JayyKayy July 5, 2020

espasmo

A rather primitive form of communication within a group, usually accompanied by weird body movements. It's the action of screaming unintelligible phrases, yelling, screeching and making other inhumane sounds (spasms) in an inadequate context, in order to bond with other deranged young people and disturb everyone in their surroundings.

Verb: espasmar.

1: ontzehhh
2: Those espasmos always freak me out.

by amplos March 19, 2019