you were clearly looking for some kind of porn, but you sick fuck failed and forgot that you switched tabs from deviantart
by SUPFUKERS November 25, 2019
Guy 1: so I was masterbating to the free erotica on the site and my parents walk in
Guy 2: lol my parents woulda killed me
Guy 2: lol my parents woulda killed me
by Fozzy :) January 05, 2019
the worlds #1 coke whore
ayesha stan: "hey im listening to ayesha erotica"
ugly bastard: "SHES PROBLEMATIC11!!!!!111!111 CANCELLED KYS GO SLIT SLUT"
ayesha stan: "chillin in my iced out prada frames"
ugly bastard: "SHES PROBLEMATIC11!!!!!111!111 CANCELLED KYS GO SLIT SLUT"
ayesha stan: "chillin in my iced out prada frames"
by eva' July 21, 2022
Guy 1: yo im listening to ayesha erotica
Guy 2:Sometimes I wonder if you still wanna fuck me
Like you said on AIM in '08 (Totally)
Bible study, we were buddy-buddy
Then you said that we should fornicate (Like, yeah)
In my gross Ugg boots, in your scene-king suit
Let your white studded belt hit the ground
And my hair stay teased as I'm on my knees
Shut the Porta-Potty door and not a sound
Refrain
And like every other shitty love story
You came and went just like that
And I tried to call you desperately
But boy, you didn't add me back, yeah
Pre-Chorus
And baby, I know, I know whatever city you're in
You're still the boy that I'd pick in a line up of like thirty hot guys
Your eyes are so, so pretty I bet
Your lips are probably wet with the lies of our relationship
Chorus
Now it's fine because I'm a whore
And I sleep with guys just for fun and drugs but
Sometimes I stay inside and wonder why
I thought we were cool (I thought we were cool)
In vacation Bible school, Bible school, ooh
Vacation Bible sch
Guy 2:Sometimes I wonder if you still wanna fuck me
Like you said on AIM in '08 (Totally)
Bible study, we were buddy-buddy
Then you said that we should fornicate (Like, yeah)
In my gross Ugg boots, in your scene-king suit
Let your white studded belt hit the ground
And my hair stay teased as I'm on my knees
Shut the Porta-Potty door and not a sound
Refrain
And like every other shitty love story
You came and went just like that
And I tried to call you desperately
But boy, you didn't add me back, yeah
Pre-Chorus
And baby, I know, I know whatever city you're in
You're still the boy that I'd pick in a line up of like thirty hot guys
Your eyes are so, so pretty I bet
Your lips are probably wet with the lies of our relationship
Chorus
Now it's fine because I'm a whore
And I sleep with guys just for fun and drugs but
Sometimes I stay inside and wonder why
I thought we were cool (I thought we were cool)
In vacation Bible school, Bible school, ooh
Vacation Bible sch
by hibiscuus April 22, 2023
by The Drunken Clam July 16, 2006
by ayeshasslut February 24, 2021
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by Suzuck January 08, 2019