23 definitions by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876
I have a huge diarrhea
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 2, 2023
When a female stretches her neck so far and starts preforming something on her own self. Imagine it. I won’t type it. Just…how does one’s own neck reach far enough to preform that action when feeling in the mood? Wow..
Jessica:Hmm..I’m kind of in the mood tonight…good thing my neck is long!
Jessica:*Begins to preform The unperformable female action*
Robert, her boyfriend:*walks in* Jessica! How? How are you doing that? I could have done it!
Jessica:I don’t need you anymore.
Robert:JESSICA NOOOO!
Jessica:Just kidding, who’s gonna do all this for me anymore?
Robert:Me! Hahaha…good thing you were kidding.
Jessica:Yeah. I’d never leave you.
Jessica:*Begins to preform The unperformable female action*
Robert, her boyfriend:*walks in* Jessica! How? How are you doing that? I could have done it!
Jessica:I don’t need you anymore.
Robert:JESSICA NOOOO!
Jessica:Just kidding, who’s gonna do all this for me anymore?
Robert:Me! Hahaha…good thing you were kidding.
Jessica:Yeah. I’d never leave you.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 31, 2023
When someone braids their toe hair, they are doing it in fear, anger, defeat, annoyance, sadness, or all of the listed adjectives. This is usually caused by a roast too effective to just make the person scream FROOT LOOPS!
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 2, 2023
Sharon is that one name in silly things. Usually, in those silly things, Sharon is a stinkle winkle, and a absolute booger eater. Stay away from most Sharons at any cost, they will usually waddle over to you at increasingly more rapid speeds to bite your ankles.
Rebecca:Hey Sharon.
Sharon:Hey Rebecca. I don’t know how to read. Also you’re an ogre, right?
Rebecca:What the fuck Sharon
Sharon:Hey Rebecca. I don’t know how to read. Also you’re an ogre, right?
Rebecca:What the fuck Sharon
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 2, 2023
Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
This sentence is used whenever:
1-Robbers have broken into your house
2-The airplane came, but the wrong one. Said before the airplane crashes into your house.
3-What a child says when they learn "almost curse words" for the first time
4-what you say before your uncle Declan plays the touching game and you don't want to
This sentence is used whenever:
1-Robbers have broken into your house
2-The airplane came, but the wrong one. Said before the airplane crashes into your house.
3-What a child says when they learn "almost curse words" for the first time
4-what you say before your uncle Declan plays the touching game and you don't want to
Mother:here comes the airplane *moves her hand around, spoon in hand.*
Child:*looks outside* Mama-
Mother:Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
Child:Crap frick
Mother:don't say that, little billy
Child:mama
Mother:awww
Turns out they were dreaming after the incident in a coma, and little billy never said mama at the end.
Child:*looks outside* Mama-
Mother:Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
Child:Crap frick
Mother:don't say that, little billy
Child:mama
Mother:awww
Turns out they were dreaming after the incident in a coma, and little billy never said mama at the end.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 21, 2023
My substitute for the f-word. Very good, I like it more than other f-word substitutes, such as:Frick, fudge, free, fan, franchise
You can use this! Have fun with being more polite or whatever and say Fuchsia today. (Wtf this sounds like an ad lol wut XD)
You can use this! Have fun with being more polite or whatever and say Fuchsia today. (Wtf this sounds like an ad lol wut XD)
Mother:Son, I must tell you you’re little wiener is too little.
Son:WHAT THE FUCHSIA? WHY?
Mother:I needed something to satisfy my desire. You were my choice, but…
Son:Mom, I am so concerned.
Mother:*crow sounds* yes I see why.
Son:Why the crow sounds?
Mother:It adds something to my sentence.
Son:I see why now.
Son:WHAT THE FUCHSIA? WHY?
Mother:I needed something to satisfy my desire. You were my choice, but…
Son:Mom, I am so concerned.
Mother:*crow sounds* yes I see why.
Son:Why the crow sounds?
Mother:It adds something to my sentence.
Son:I see why now.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 June 7, 2023
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 March 4, 2023