ligma balls

what you say when someone asks what ligma is

hey did you know Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Who's Steve Jobs
LIGMA BALLS!!!!

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 July 26, 2023

BBD

Big Black D*ck

Damn, Sharon, I love him. He's got a nice BBD
I thought he was white
Shut up sharon I hate you

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 March 04, 2023

Here comes the airplane

Something a mother says when feeding her little annoying picky ogre mistake when she needs to feed it but it refuses.

Mom:Here comes the airplane! Wooooooo!
Child:*opens mouth* nom nom nom yummy
Mom:*mumbling:I wish I never fricked Gerald. This freaking ogre mistake is ruining my life*
Child:MOMMY
Mom:what Bobby Joe?
Child:WHY
Mom:sorry...I guess it's time to go get candy...
Child:Candy?! *drools*
Mom:Yes.*takes child to adoption centre*
Child:I thought we were getting candy

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 21, 2023

Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!

When you say the same thing at the same time as someone else, you can say jinx. If you say jinx first the other person can’t talk unless you say their name 3 times. Sometimes, they can talk, they just owe you something. So this phrase came along. I’m not sure we’re the blackout part came from. So when you say jinx first, instead of making someone silent, you can say Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! And yeah, they owe you a soda. Sometimes people will say a variant of this where they say Jinx! You owe me a Coke!

Person 1 and Person 2:Hey!
Person 1:Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!
Person 2:Hey! Ugh…*gives them a Coke*

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 29, 2023

Booty

The buttox. Butt. Cheeks. Bread. Cake. Gluteus maximus with extra mayo
Wait a minute? Extra mayo? Forgot I wasn't ordering my baby.

Someone:Booty
Someone else:What
Someone:BUTT
Someone else:oh....*starts crying in the corner*

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 21, 2023

LGBTQIAP+

The premium version of the lettuce garlic bacon tomato quarter (incredible ass-quivering) pounder. Seriously, what's with all the rainbows? It's just a really good burger.

Person:hey, welcome to our restaurant! What can I get you?
Other person:LGBTQIAP+ please
Person:Sorry, we don't sell gay people.
Other person:I WANT MY LETTUCE GARLIC BACON TOMATO QUARTER (INCREDIBLE ASS-QUIVERING) POUNDER NOW!!!
Person:oh. Surely!

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 October 03, 2023

PPNUGGET

One of the single most intimidating roast to use on people.
It will make your opponent braid it’s toe hair in fear, agony, pain, angry-ness, and more synonyms for upset.

Person 1:Wanna roast battle?
Person 2:Sure
Others:*whispering;inaudible*
Person 1:You’re built like a milk jug. haha! Beat that!
Person 2:PPNUGGET
Person 1:*braids toe hair, crying, screaming, and pouting.*

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 April 10, 2023