Definitions by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876
Slimed
Slimed, or slimed out, in the context of a call with your friends, means that it was probably really late at night and your family member or someone who lives with you came into your room and yelled at you for being on a call.
Person on call:oh no
Person on call’s roommate:shut the fuck up! It’s too late for this, get off the call
Person they are calling:oh my god they just got slimed out
Person on call’s roommate:shut the fuck up! It’s too late for this, get off the call
Person they are calling:oh my god they just got slimed out
Slimed by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 July 29, 2026
Scrunkly
Scrunkly by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 April 3, 2026
Gurt
A new slang term that has relatively no meaning, but is based off the meme that goes “yogurt! Gurt:hi” because it sounds like you’re saying yo (greeting) to gurt. It’s mainly nonsense referencing a meme, basically.
Yogurt!
Gurt:Hi
(It sounds like you’re saying “yo, gurt!” with Yo being a greeting, as I explained in the definition)
Gurt:Hi
(It sounds like you’re saying “yo, gurt!” with Yo being a greeting, as I explained in the definition)
Gurt by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 August 7, 2025
The last letter of the Roman alphabet, pronounced as zē or zed depending on the continent you live on. It is arguably the least used letter in the Roman alphabet, with other options being x or q. It is next to y in alphabetical order and is next to x on the QWERTY keyboard.
Z by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 October 3, 2023
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Why the hell are you searching up the ENTIRE ALPHABET. If you're that bored, go outside. Call your friends. I dunno. Just do something to entertain yourself other than this website.
1:Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
2:The hell?
1:hahah I said the whole alphabet in 4 seconds and 53 milliseconds! But who's counting?.
2:The hell?
1:hahah I said the whole alphabet in 4 seconds and 53 milliseconds! But who's counting?.
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 October 3, 2023
LGBTQIAP+
The premium version of the lettuce garlic bacon tomato quarter (incredible ass-quivering) pounder. Seriously, what's with all the rainbows? It's just a really good burger.
Person:hey, welcome to our restaurant! What can I get you?
Other person:LGBTQIAP+ please
Person:Sorry, we don't sell gay people.
Other person:I WANT MY LETTUCE GARLIC BACON TOMATO QUARTER (INCREDIBLE ASS-QUIVERING) POUNDER NOW!!!
Person:oh. Surely!
Other person:LGBTQIAP+ please
Person:Sorry, we don't sell gay people.
Other person:I WANT MY LETTUCE GARLIC BACON TOMATO QUARTER (INCREDIBLE ASS-QUIVERING) POUNDER NOW!!!
Person:oh. Surely!
LGBTQIAP+ by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 October 3, 2023
Erotica/Sex Story
Dude. Go do something else than read this. Go play outside or touch grass, do something productive. Get this stuff off your horny mind.
Person 1: Hell yeah, I'm gonna go read an erotica/sex story!
Person 2: Go touch some grass, dude.
Person 1: Oh...okay.
Person 2: Go touch some grass, dude.
Person 1: Oh...okay.
Erotica/Sex Story by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 July 18, 2023