by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 July 26, 2023
Something a mother says when feeding her little annoying picky ogre mistake when she needs to feed it but it refuses.
Mom:Here comes the airplane! Wooooooo!
Child:*opens mouth* nom nom nom yummy
Mom:*mumbling:I wish I never fricked Gerald. This freaking ogre mistake is ruining my life*
Child:MOMMY
Mom:what Bobby Joe?
Child:WHY
Mom:sorry...I guess it's time to go get candy...
Child:Candy?! *drools*
Mom:Yes.*takes child to adoption centre*
Child:I thought we were getting candy
Child:*opens mouth* nom nom nom yummy
Mom:*mumbling:I wish I never fricked Gerald. This freaking ogre mistake is ruining my life*
Child:MOMMY
Mom:what Bobby Joe?
Child:WHY
Mom:sorry...I guess it's time to go get candy...
Child:Candy?! *drools*
Mom:Yes.*takes child to adoption centre*
Child:I thought we were getting candy
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 21, 2023
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 March 04, 2023
Why the hell are you searching up the ENTIRE ALPHABET. If you're that bored, go outside. Call your friends. I dunno. Just do something to entertain yourself other than this website.
1:Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
2:The hell?
1:hahah I said the whole alphabet in 4 seconds and 53 milliseconds! But who's counting?.
2:The hell?
1:hahah I said the whole alphabet in 4 seconds and 53 milliseconds! But who's counting?.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 October 03, 2023
I am one. Just because we have different genitalia and have breasts doesn’t mean we’re that different. WHY THE FRICKITY FRACK DIDDLY DACK THUMBTACK SIDETRACKED TICK TACK BY YOUR FEEDBACK CRAPSHACK BACK-TO-BACK DO WE HAVE SO MUCH SAID ABOUT US THAT ISNT TRUE?
Sharon:Hey did you hear Jenny is female? I thought they were a myth.
Rebecca:What the hell sharon before you said your white boyfriend had a BBD, and now you’re saying females are myths when you are one?
Greg:Guys did you know having eyes and blinking is a myth?
Rebecca:Sharon, maybe you aren’t so bad.
Rebecca:What the hell sharon before you said your white boyfriend had a BBD, and now you’re saying females are myths when you are one?
Greg:Guys did you know having eyes and blinking is a myth?
Rebecca:Sharon, maybe you aren’t so bad.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 02, 2023
One of the single most intimidating roast to use on people.
It will make your opponent braid it’s toe hair in fear, agony, pain, angry-ness, and more synonyms for upset.
It will make your opponent braid it’s toe hair in fear, agony, pain, angry-ness, and more synonyms for upset.
Person 1:Wanna roast battle?
Person 2:Sure
Others:*whispering;inaudible*
Person 1:You’re built like a milk jug. haha! Beat that!
Person 2:PPNUGGET
Person 1:*braids toe hair, crying, screaming, and pouting.*
Person 2:Sure
Others:*whispering;inaudible*
Person 1:You’re built like a milk jug. haha! Beat that!
Person 2:PPNUGGET
Person 1:*braids toe hair, crying, screaming, and pouting.*
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 April 10, 2023
Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
This sentence is used whenever:
1-Robbers have broken into your house
2-The airplane came, but the wrong one. Said before the airplane crashes into your house.
3-What a child says when they learn "almost curse words" for the first time
4-what you say before your uncle Declan plays the touching game and you don't want to
This sentence is used whenever:
1-Robbers have broken into your house
2-The airplane came, but the wrong one. Said before the airplane crashes into your house.
3-What a child says when they learn "almost curse words" for the first time
4-what you say before your uncle Declan plays the touching game and you don't want to
Mother:here comes the airplane *moves her hand around, spoon in hand.*
Child:*looks outside* Mama-
Mother:Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
Child:Crap frick
Mother:don't say that, little billy
Child:mama
Mother:awww
Turns out they were dreaming after the incident in a coma, and little billy never said mama at the end.
Child:*looks outside* Mama-
Mother:Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
Child:Crap frick
Mother:don't say that, little billy
Child:mama
Mother:awww
Turns out they were dreaming after the incident in a coma, and little billy never said mama at the end.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 21, 2023