Erotica/Sex Story

Dude. Go do something else than read this. Go play outside or touch grass, do something productive. Get this stuff off your horny mind.

Person 1: Hell yeah, I'm gonna go read an erotica/sex story!
Person 2: Go touch some grass, dude.
Person 1: Oh...okay.

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 July 18, 2023

Gurt

A new slang term that has relatively no meaning, but is based off the meme that goes “yogurt! Gurt:hi” because it sounds like you’re saying yo (greeting) to gurt. It’s mainly nonsense referencing a meme, basically.

Yogurt!
Gurt:Hi
(It sounds like you’re saying “yo, gurt!” with Yo being a greeting, as I explained in the definition)

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 August 07, 2025

Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!

When you say the same thing at the same time as someone else, you can say jinx. If you say jinx first the other person can’t talk unless you say their name 3 times. Sometimes, they can talk, they just owe you something. So this phrase came along. I’m not sure we’re the blackout part came from. So when you say jinx first, instead of making someone silent, you can say Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! And yeah, they owe you a soda. Sometimes people will say a variant of this where they say Jinx! You owe me a Coke!

Person 1 and Person 2:Hey!
Person 1:Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!
Person 2:Hey! Ugh…*gives them a Coke*

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 29, 2023

Here comes the airplane

Something a mother says when feeding her little annoying picky ogre mistake when she needs to feed it but it refuses.

Mom:Here comes the airplane! Wooooooo!
Child:*opens mouth* nom nom nom yummy
Mom:*mumbling:I wish I never fricked Gerald. This freaking ogre mistake is ruining my life*
Child:MOMMY
Mom:what Bobby Joe?
Child:WHY
Mom:sorry...I guess it's time to go get candy...
Child:Candy?! *drools*
Mom:Yes.*takes child to adoption centre*
Child:I thought we were getting candy

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 20, 2023

PPNUGGET

One of the single most intimidating roast to use on people.
It will make your opponent braid it’s toe hair in fear, agony, pain, angry-ness, and more synonyms for upset.

Person 1:Wanna roast battle?
Person 2:Sure
Others:*whispering;inaudible*
Person 1:You’re built like a milk jug. haha! Beat that!
Person 2:PPNUGGET
Person 1:*braids toe hair, crying, screaming, and pouting.*

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 April 10, 2023

Sharon

Sharon is that one name in silly things. Usually, in those silly things, Sharon is a stinkle winkle, and a absolute booger eater. Stay away from most Sharons at any cost, they will usually waddle over to you at increasingly more rapid speeds to bite your ankles.

Rebecca:Hey Sharon.
Sharon:Hey Rebecca. I don’t know how to read. Also you’re an ogre, right?
Rebecca:What the fuck Sharon

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 02, 2023

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Why the hell are you searching up the ENTIRE ALPHABET. If you're that bored, go outside. Call your friends. I dunno. Just do something to entertain yourself other than this website.

1:Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
2:The hell?
1:hahah I said the whole alphabet in 4 seconds and 53 milliseconds! But who's counting?.

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 October 03, 2023