Eper

The slang term for the phrase "epic gamer moment".

Dad: Son what are you doing?
Son: Dad, I'm gaming the frick out of Minecraft.
Dad: Oh! How many points do you have?
Son: Dad that's not how that works, God, that was so not an eper Dad.

by Quansto622 June 22, 2019

ePenis

Measure of a mans power and stance on the interweb.

Also commonly used as a form describing ones sexual insecurity.

stfu n00b, *banned*

my epenis just shrank

by JoshNZ November 16, 2003

epeP

Someone who is really weirdly obsessed with Pepe, he could have a fetish for green frogs.

Me: "That guy is epeP!"
Him: "Yeah it sure looks like he has a frog fetish!"

by Your NANNN November 20, 2016

epenai

Epenai is an amazing friend to have. She can be calm, crazy (in a good way) and always loving. You want to hang out with her every day and always be around her. She is a friend you want till the end

Epenai is the friend u need

by Peps and bobo November 26, 2021

epeeist

a fencer who uses an epee blade which is the heaviest and largest of the fencing blades - using this blade they can strike any part of the body to obtain a point; they do not subscribe to the silly "right of way" rules; they are known for thinking they are superior to foilists and sabrists because they are superior to them; they are also known for being the best looking and classiest of all the fencers

foilist x - Oh look at that epeeist, they think they're so good hot... sigh, I wish I was strong enough to hold an epee.

any epeeist - Damn, I'm superior to foilists and sabrists.

by brown pants has the booty February 25, 2011

epeen

short for electronic penis, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.

my epeen is bigger than yours
did you see the size of his epeen?

by ~.~ May 22, 2004

epenis

'epenis' means electronic penis. It is a term that can refer to someones conputer skills or a measure of computer equipment / internet connection / technological prowness. It can be used to indicate that someone is l33t or technologically adapt. It can also be used as an insult, to imply that someone is a newbie or that their computer is lacking.

I bought 2 more 200gb hd's, now i have 1 terrabyte of storage, that will increase the size of my epenis.

Your computer doesn't even have a DVDRW, your epenis is as small as a peanut.

by Willuknight July 16, 2008