eoidfj

When you stretch your penis out, and tie it in a knot so the blood flow is cut off. Then you stick in in ice water so it gets really really numb, and then u lay it flat on a counter, get a butcher knife, and chop about 3 inches off of it, but there will be no blood flow because you already cut off the circulation when you tied it in a knot. Then you untie it, and the built up blood pressure will cause your balls to explode and also the second half of your dick, and then u collect all the pieces, put it in a blender along with the blood and ball sack juices, puree it, and then feed it to your girlfriend while she licks your little stump where your penis should be.

"Dude, my eoidfjing session last night was so hot!"

by Bill Krietzach January 15, 2008

Ghett-eois

(geh-twah) Ghetto-Bourgeois coined by Antioch students

Girl, you know I'll make pancakes from scratch and then follow them up with some Tanq & Tang cuz I'm ghett-eois like that.

by Malini September 10, 2008

:EOIHFWK:PEFJUWHDIOSJDKJEKDUOQR

before someone dies in a video game, they might scream in caps lock ":EOIHFWK:PEFJUWHDIOSJDKJEKDUOQR" by slamming their keyboard with no idea of what they are typing.

use the bomb, I said use the bomb dumbass- :EOIHFWK:PEFJUWHDIOSJDKJEKDUOQR!!!

AHH, YOU STUPID FUCK! :EOIHFWK:PEFJUWHDIOSJDKJEKDUOQR

by KmartIsJesus May 15, 2017

Eoin

Name of a guy who is ok i guess

John: Hey who's that?
Bob: That's eoin
John: What's he like?
Bob: He's alright

by Dudycjtdhgjekd June 3, 2014

Eoin

Eoin is always a usually a 6 foot + guy . Eoin is mostly Ginger. All Eoins have big penises , it’s a fact. Usually 10+ inches , don’t fight it it’s the truth . He is a funny , chatty , sound lad

Man I want to sit on Eoin badly

by chepdmrl February 13, 2020

Eoin

Eoin is a simple person. He usually likes simple things like uncle bens. He tries to be ambitious and most of the time succeeds (for example: making bread from scratch). Eoin is a guy that’ll get your dirty jokes and will most likely tell you to stop, because he can get very awkward very easily, but don’t let this put you off a guy you meet named Eoin because he’s meh 😂

He is so meh today, so Eoiny!

by Whodoyouthink?? May 5, 2019

Eoin

One of a mass of people with the same name who all have the tendency to hate one another, due of course to the shared name. Even they think we should start killing off some of the Eoins, for there are far too many around...

There are too many Eoin's around, what do you say we... dispose of... a few of them?

by Noel... October 20, 2010