by I'm smart js November 6, 2015
Get the elastic potential energy mug.A parent who is adequately chill, accepts you and gives you freedom to live your own life. Trusts you, knows you make the right choices and the child-parent trust will not be betrayed. Elastic Parents stretch further with age, in fact as the child grows up the more elastic their grasp becomes.
*Two friends talking to each other*
"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."
"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."
by Shitabelle November 13, 2022
Get the Elastic Parent mug.Related Words
The art of wrapping an elastic rubber band around someone's hand and holding one end then moving your hand up and down to masturbate using the other persons hand
by NuclearGay January 24, 2015
Get the Elastic waistband mug.When your with someone, things can get too close. So TA-DA the elastic band theory: if you let someone go they will come pinging back like an elastic band.
YAY :)
YAY :)
Scenario 1:
Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Nooo I love you so much don't go!!!
Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Ok sweety, see you whenever then.
*Later*
Tom: I LOVE YOU JANE :)
Jane: Mwahahaha the Elastic band theory never fails
Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Nooo I love you so much don't go!!!
Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Ok sweety, see you whenever then.
*Later*
Tom: I LOVE YOU JANE :)
Jane: Mwahahaha the Elastic band theory never fails
by babeyyyyyx October 12, 2009
Get the Elastic band theory mug.John: I am now a woman.
Bill: Why do you say that?
John: I got an elastic handjob and it ripped my wang off.
Bill: that's insteresting
Bill: Why do you say that?
John: I got an elastic handjob and it ripped my wang off.
Bill: that's insteresting
by Long R. Von Hugendong September 23, 2013
Get the elastic handjob mug.by Psreid May 28, 2017
Get the Elastic snatch mug.by hjnjnyun September 22, 2021
Get the elastic among us mug.