Egyptian Tomb Raider

When, during seemingly straight porn, another gentleman appears from off screen and proceeds to fuck the male who is fucking the female

Dude I was watching this porn last night and they totally pulled an Egyptian tomb raider!

by ReachR April 15, 2015

Egyptian Brakepedal

Your car horn. So called because in the middle east the horn is used much more often than the brakes when driving.

The guy at the green light wouldn't move his freakin car so we all started laying on the old Egyptian Brakepedal until he drove off.

by The Machine October 16, 2008

egyptian bowtie

An Egyptian Bowtie is when you are all ready to execute Egyptian Goggles but get tired half way up and just drape your balls on your loving and supportive partners neck area. For this to be official, each testicle must rest perfectly on each side of the trachea.

Man, I was all about that Egyptian Goggles, but made an audible and went straight Egyptian Bowtie.

by Lazerwolf1980 August 10, 2019

Egyptian love mask

The act of draping ones balls over another persons eyes, while covering there nose with your penis.

Nothing says "I love you" or "I hate you" like giving someone an egyptian love mask.

by Chazle dazzle November 13, 2011

Egyptian Roof Rack

A sexual manoeuvre whereby the woman positions herself in the form of an upward facing triangle - or pyramid - with her buttocks forming the apex. A man then arranges himself atop the pyramid, clamping his fingers around the woman's pelvis and allowing the gyratory movement caused by their lack of balance to achieve climax.

Difficulty Rating - 11/10

Phil - "Hey Brian what are you going to do now you've finished the Kama Sutra?"
Brian - "Well Phil... Have you ever tried the Egyptian Roof Rack? It's a new one..."

by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 6, 2013

Egyptian Howler Monkey

When you're giving it to a girl from behind, and you're about to erupt you're baby yogurt, you pull out and spin around and unload your baby cannon into her mouth and face fuck her, leaving a surprised expression on her face, looking like an Egyptian howler monkey howling into the moonlight.

After Ian gave Gaby the Egyptian Howler Monkey, Jaymond came in and touch her G-Spot. She was never the same...

by xX0GxKU$HxG0DXx June 1, 2015

Egyptian Battle

When a certain Hossam Abdou and a certain Jacob Yousef face off in a 1v1 fiFA battle and the winner is crowned the EGYPTIAN WINNER.

1. Let's do an EGYPTIAN BATTLE!
2. Jake: "I'm so much better than you at fiFA. I've beaten you the last two times."

Hossam: "I'm clearly better than you."

Steve: "EGYPTIAN BATTLEEEEEE"

by carlsapphire December 9, 2010