Hym "I mean you could have put an Easter egg that at least alluded to the fact that I (at the very least) wrote the 'blueprint'."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
A party trick performed with the male genitalia, specifically where the testicle(s) are stretched tight against the abdomen to resemble the said object.
by Maur Schtupedschit June 22, 2005
I went to the grocery store and almost stepped on a Mexican Easter egg that someone threw in the parking lot.
by meltron2d2 June 02, 2011
When a gay Mexican man puts his left or right hand up his ass and pulls out little bits of shit that are round, looking like eggs. He then can throw them or just keep them for later.
by Sir J. March 27, 2005
When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.
Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.
Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!
Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!
by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017
The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.
Bro 1:
I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.
Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.
Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
by JeromeHepintide July 26, 2016