The side of the country with much better dope, where the majority of males in the country are not gay, where people actually know what a dutch is, where nobody is a wannabe surfer poser that listens to Green Day and cries because he's pussywhipped and just got dumped like a little bitch, and where if you roll up like a bitch from Malibu or some other gay ass California city that claims to be hood your bound to get smacked and left dead in the hudson with concrete stuck on your ankles.
West Coast: What is this?
East Coast: "Bitch Smack" its a blunt bitch, give me all your weed before I kick your ass punk.
West Coast: Mommy, my gay little poser tattoos aren't scaring this guy.
East Coast: "Bitch Smack" its a blunt bitch, give me all your weed before I kick your ass punk.
West Coast: Mommy, my gay little poser tattoos aren't scaring this guy.
by Rick E. Ricardo June 18, 2009
Get the East Coast mug.Made up of 14 states in the Union, the residents of the East Coast often seem to consider themselves, their states, their institutions, their history, their traditions and their beliefs superior to all others in the US. It is typical to hear an east-coaster speak derogatively about the people in the west, or the middle of the country. They often make an obvious point about how superior they believe themselves to be, in sophistication and in values.
However, what this < third of the country fails it realize is that their attitudes about themselves are entirely provincial. No one outside the east coast cares about their self-perceived superiority of which they constantly feel the need to remind everyone (particularly themselves).
Furthermore, is the east coast producing much real value for this country? Law, politics, and finance are their specialty industries. (HQ'd in NY, Wall Street, and Washington D.C.) Three sectors that have produced wonderful benefits for society.
The West Coast on the other hand is the home of places like Silicon Valley, from which a plethora of beneficial technologies, including the internet, emerged.
So while the east coast continues to produce most of the nation's lawyers, bankers, and politicians, while reminding themselves and everyone else of their superiority over the rest of the nation, the west coast enjoys both far more sunshine as well as the production of actual inventions of value that improve the well being of people everywhere.
However, what this < third of the country fails it realize is that their attitudes about themselves are entirely provincial. No one outside the east coast cares about their self-perceived superiority of which they constantly feel the need to remind everyone (particularly themselves).
Furthermore, is the east coast producing much real value for this country? Law, politics, and finance are their specialty industries. (HQ'd in NY, Wall Street, and Washington D.C.) Three sectors that have produced wonderful benefits for society.
The West Coast on the other hand is the home of places like Silicon Valley, from which a plethora of beneficial technologies, including the internet, emerged.
So while the east coast continues to produce most of the nation's lawyers, bankers, and politicians, while reminding themselves and everyone else of their superiority over the rest of the nation, the west coast enjoys both far more sunshine as well as the production of actual inventions of value that improve the well being of people everywhere.
East Coast resident: Where did you attend school?
Out west.
East Coast resident: There are universities outside of New England?
Out west.
East Coast resident: There are universities outside of New England?
by Boston Ramen April 26, 2013
Get the east coast mug.It is NOT the entire stretch of the United States East Coast. It is the east coast that stretches between Boston and D.C. If you live in western Florida, you do not live in the east coast. If you live in N/S Carolina, you do not live in the east coast. It is the most superior and educated part of the country. It is the wealthiest and the most liberal all at the same time. It is where this country was founded and has so much more going for it than the west coast.
Guy from Florida: Where are you from?
Guy from Greenwich: the east coast
Guy from Florida: Oh me too.
Guy from Greenwich: really..where? boston, philly, nyc, d.c.?
Guy from Florida; NO, florida
Guy from Greenwich: ahhahaa...east coast my ass.
Guy from Greenwich: the east coast
Guy from Florida: Oh me too.
Guy from Greenwich: really..where? boston, philly, nyc, d.c.?
Guy from Florida; NO, florida
Guy from Greenwich: ahhahaa...east coast my ass.
by aaron ryur July 23, 2008
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by JACK BAUER June 27, 2003
Get the east coast mug.The culturally confused and mentally challenged eastern half of the US, which is populated by stuck up rich New Englanders, inbred backwards Southern rednecks, Euro-Trash rejects, corrupt politics, outdated rivalry, and the largest concentration of fat assed Americans. Physically, culturally, technologically, and socially inferior to the mighty West Coast. Also home to sewers like New York, Boston, Philidelphia, Washington D.C., Miami, and Charlston.
It would be good fortune for the United States if a massive tsunami came along and wiped out the entire East Coast, as the death toll would lower our obesity rates and make America smell better.
by The Elf December 28, 2005
Get the east coast mug.The eastern half of the country that needs to be disinfected. Spray this land with some bleach and scrub it down! BLEH! Not even in comparison to the west coast, the east coast is overpopulated, filthy, smelly, and packed to the brim with some of the most unpleasant and unfriendly people you will ever meet. It holds no natural beauty, unless you count brown water beaches and the Appalachian "mountains", which are really just large hills. The East Coast is home to such swamps as D.C, NYC, and Philadelphia. These cities are the largest havens for crack addicts and bums. The east coast has contributed historically to America but that's it. It gives the rest of America a bad name.
Tourist: "excuse me, could you tell me the time?"
East Coast resident: "WHADDYA TALKIN' ABOUT, YA SCHUMUCK!?! GO GET A WATCH!"
Tourist: I'm going to California for vacation next summer!
East Coast resident: "WHADDYA TALKIN' ABOUT, YA SCHUMUCK!?! GO GET A WATCH!"
Tourist: I'm going to California for vacation next summer!
by JukeJointJezebel April 23, 2008
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(WEST COAST)home of da pimpz,playaz,hustlas,gang bangerz,fine ass bitchez,sur 13,best chronic smoke,and dat SiccMade Motherfucker (Brotha Lynch Hung)
(WEST COAST)home of da pimpz,playaz,hustlas,gang bangerz,fine ass bitchez,sur 13,best chronic smoke,and dat SiccMade Motherfucker (Brotha Lynch Hung)
East Coast Lame:"damn yo...dem westcoast mobberz have everything money,hoes,and da best chronic...and all we have is bitchez wit missing teeth,stress,our borrowed gunz,and these 50 cents in my pocket!"
by Locc 2 D4 Brain October 3, 2005
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