M.W.G.H.F.E.P.G.T.H.

An acronym meaning “men who get hard from eating pussy go to heaven”

“I’m seeing this new guy, he might be a keeper.”
“How do you know? “
“ Men who get hard from eating pussy go to heaven”
“And that’s on PERIODT!”
“He saw the M.W.G.H.F.E.P.G.T.H. in my Tinder bio and it was love at first swipe.”

by inkess January 22, 2020

P.E.T.S.

P.E.T.S. is an acronym meaning people, events, timings, and situations. These are the four elements that bring expansive and transformational karma into our lives. Teamwork makes the dream work. These four elements are listed in order of importance. If you have only one of these good people are the most important element. The ancient proverb says: “A moment of good company will enable you to cross the worldly ocean,” With good people you can create the other three elements. Ultimately and — somewhat mysteriously — all four of these elements are subtly connected.

One key to changing your life is understanding the P.E.T.S. in your life — people, events, timings, and situations of your life. Having the right people in your life creates events that can be life altering. Partnerships and collaborations create timings for successfully situations. The acronym is a reminder of the elements needed to live gracefully.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 5, 2023

T.E.P.M.

NO, NOT "Transport Engineering Program Management", asshole. It stands for TWIN ENGINE PLEASURE MACHINE-the greatest rock and roll band on the fuckin earth, son!!

dude: "so, did you and carol get it on last night?"

other dude: "nah, i couldnt"

dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"

other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards...cause i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."

by MCFLY!!!!! April 21, 2009

P.E.T.B.O.

Acronym used to describe a moderately attractive woman. As such she is "Pretty Enough to Bang Once".

Yeah I had her last night, but that's it . . . she's just a P.E.T.B.O.

by tagz May 18, 2007

e.m.p.f.t.b

Eat my pussy from the back

I Want Tou To E.M.P.F.T.B
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Eat My Pussy From The Back

by Kate_Rogers January 8, 2019

P.T.E.D.

Pre-Terd-Emotional-Disorder. A disorder suffered by millions of Americans often triggered by a strong cup of coffee. P.T.E.D. is recognizable by the following symptoms; An anxious feeling mixed with erratic pacing, the inability to hold a thought, profuse sweating accompanied by feelings of prairie doggin' it or turtle head phenomena and increased odor excretion. Those suffering from PTED can find it difficult to function in society and should seek help.

The interview was going great until my P.T.E.D. kicked in.... I couldn't stop squirming... I turned into a stuttering idiot.... I shouldn't of had that burrito and the venti starbucks.

by rokozumi July 17, 2009

F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P.

A song by the progressive rock band The Fall of Troy which is commonly thought to be the acronym for the phrase, "Fuck condoms. Premarital sex is the Shit. Get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant," though the band has explained that the acronym has no particular meaning.

Dude, that song "F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P." by The Fall of Troy is the shit!!

by egyptian princess July 23, 2007