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A person who believes they are proficient in the use of technology and the internet, but in reality know only enough to present a danger to themselves and to others.
He said he knew how to program CGI. "Isn't that just like HTML but with more graphics?" What an e-tard!
e-tard by Melaketh October 7, 2003
Someone that has done way to many drugs (specifically Ecstasy) and is sketched out and weird. Probably normal, social drug user before they started doing X every weekend until they needed 4 pills to roll and their minds turned to mush.

Usually former drug dealers, or current ones, they continue to do hardcore drugs because of how desensitized they have become to all kinds of drugs. Always buying drugs, they have no money to do anything but sit around like a zombie.

Usually aren't active at all. Never go outside and do fun stuff but just sit in their basements strung out on drugs. Feel bad for the E-tard because their life is a downward spiral.
Yeah Kenny was pretty cool until he started doing mad drugs. Poor fool is so e-tarded he can barely interact with people socially.
E-Tard by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson October 1, 2010
A person who gets killed in an online video game even though they were cheating.
Ninja: "OH MY GOD THAT KID WAS CHEATING WHAT E-TARD SCUM" Tim: "bro chill"
e-Tard by doopypoopy69 July 2, 2019
A person (particularly one at a rave) who takes extasy to the point of retardation (or so it seems).
"Havin fun at this rave?"
"I would be if it weren't for those e-tards constantly running into me!"
e-tard by squipple November 9, 2002
The type of person who does not know they spent part of their paycheck on something that was mass produced and sold with a fancy name to get them to spend part of their paycheck on pills. Like a hippie, but dumber and more prone to drug addiction.
Observant Asshole-That E-tard asshole won't even be able to finish a syllable soon if he keeps on at the rate he's going.
E-tard by Solid Mantis September 18, 2018
A person who consumes large quantities of extasy on a regular basis and usually demonstrates a high level of stupidity from doing so.
Foreman-"5+5?....its 11 man...damn your an E-tard now eh"
Damien- "Oh seriously?....damn man i must be hit still."
E-tard by ETC_luv December 28, 2005