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A person who believes they are proficient in the use of technology and the internet, but in reality know only enough to present a danger to themselves and to others.
He said he knew how to program CGI. "Isn't that just like HTML but with more graphics?" What an e-tard!
by Melaketh October 7, 2003
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Seeming to be very favourable towards a violation of good taste. A combination of auspicious and conspicuous.
I would like to thank everyone here for presenting me with this award on this most conspicious of occasions. If only you were all half again as intelligent as I believe you to be, you might be able to appreciate a word of what I'm saying. Excuse me while I drop my pants.


Going to the park today would be very conspicious indeed. I hear there will be many young women there. Bring the water cannon and loofas.
by Melaketh July 13, 2004
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