Grade A dork

Grade A dork

Anybody who goes around in an Inspector Gadget coat, is violent, has a shitty temper, lies alot, and prefers his women to not speak english.

That Grade A dork kicked me for no reason.

Beware of that Grade A dork, he beats people up - including the few women that he can get.

That Grade A dork threatened to kill me.

by original_oseanoman December 14, 2009

sock on the doorknob

Tying a sock on a doorknob to signify to others that you are inside the room having sex. You do this as an international sign to say: do not enter. If you do, you will regret it and I will be embarrassed.
Sometimes called a doorsock

My roommate saw the sock on the doorknob, so they knew I was in there having fun with my partner.

by Strongly Opinionated Erin January 13, 2018

Dork Punch

The act of an over-exaggerated "fake" punch toward a friend, family member or co-worker.

Brody dork punched Justin after Justin teased Brody about his poor web-development skills.

by AnonymousHack April 2, 2010

Doorknob horny

This is when someone is so horny they will do it with a Doorknob!

Wonda Wonderpig was so Doorknob horny, the whole building had to be disinfected!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

dorkenstenian

Of or relating to dorkenstein. Often incredibly dorky people, things, actions, or ideas.

Man, that song is downright dorkenstenian!

by Bob882 October 1, 2004

doorker

(n) A person who blocks the doors of a subway train, instead of moving to the center of the car. The doorker makes it difficult for other passengers to exit/enter the train.

If it were not for all the stupid doorkers, we would have been able to get on that last subway train

by poontang October 11, 2006

dork shelf

a shelf within a room in which typically unacceptable or nerdy paraphernalia is acceptable and in most cases cool to have on display

Dude, Nick has a bad ass dork shelf, it has the original Storm Shadow action figure, a signed photo of the Greatest American Hero, some Star Trek books, and the original floppy disks for MS DOS 5.0.

by supirio March 9, 2010