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deploying units

the act of ejaculation; masturbation; jerkin the terk; cleaning the pipes; etc.
"Oh God, it's Sky Lopez...time to deploy the units."
by Kyle C aka Z3phyr July 27, 2003
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duplostyle

the word that describes the most elegant way to style a car and everything around it.
"i do it duplostyle", meaning everything you do is done with superior style and elegance.
by paulus June 3, 2004
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Deployment Pal

Having a Deployment Pal occurs when, a person get deployed due to miltary service. While he/she is away, a certain non-close friend will talk to them throughout the deployment, and will make plans and what not. When the person gets home from his/her deployment. Their pal has no intentions of fullfilling said plans.
Mark: Hey Jenny I'm home from iraq! Finally! Now lets go and do all that cool shit we planned!

Jenny: Mark i cant tonight i'm busy.

Mark: But i thought you said you were excited for me to come home, and wanted to hang out and shit? What are you busy with?

Jenny: I cant Mark, I'm just to busy

Mark: What a Deployment Pal bitch!
by Awesome Oh April 28, 2009
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Deploy ordinance

Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.
Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.

Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.

Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.

Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.
by Abnormal Facies March 26, 2011
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Deployment Mustache

A mustache grown during a military deployment.

Many soldiers will grow a mustache while deployed. It's a long time away from friends and family, so there's no worries about loved ones making fun of it growing in. Also, a mustache is the only form of facial hair allowed by AR 670-1. It's a small freedom, and many choose to exercise that freedom.

It's one of those small things that you have control over, so it's kind of fun to see how well you can grow one, even if you might shave it when you get back to the states.

It may seem silly to think about, but if you have deployed, you'll understand.
Pvt: "Did you see LT's deployment mustache?"
PFC: "yeah, it looks cool but he's probably gonna shave it when he gets back home"
by A Soldier. November 2, 2018
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Deployment Goggles

Similar to "Beer Goggles". It is the act in which military personnel flip and wear their sun glasses upside down when looking or talking about an individual, who wouldn't be considered "attractive" back home. Because of the lack of good looking military people during deployment, it would be acceptable to "Deploy Your Deployment Goggles" and say how hot the "Unattractive" person is, and it would be completely acceptable by your military friends, as long as your "Deployment Goggles" are worn when talking to the individual or when talking about them around your military friends.
"Man, if you put on your deployment goggles, that private with the long nose and the buck teeth looks bangin. Im going to go talk to her"

"Man you have low standards. I cant believe you were talking to the GM2 with the bad breath and pimples. You weren't even wearing you deployment goggles. Your sick"
by Jnewbs26 May 11, 2010
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duplostyle

duplostyle appeared in the underground styling community. It revolves around volkswagens of all ages with extreme lowering and wicked wheels.
Shit, that car is mad duplostyle.
by Lupoboy June 2, 2004
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