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turd dunking

defintion 1: verb. the act of dunking for feces; similar to bobbing for apples.

definition 2: verb. when prairie dogging in the toliet bowl said turd will dunk repeatedly in and out of water
definition 1:
hey jenny, are you going to sarah's party? theres going to be turd dunking!!!!

definition 2:
Dude!!! i totally heard some splashing in the bathroom.... Todd is sooo turd dunking
by kharma_ghost314317 August 24, 2009
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dining philosophers

a famous problem in the field of concurrency (a sub-field in computer science, for the uninitiated) that discusses an approach to allocate a fixed number of resources among several consumers. here is the actual dining philosophers problem (DPP)...

"A certain number of philosophers spend their lives alternating between thinking and eating. They are seated around a circular table. There is a fork placed between each pair of neighboring philosophers. Each philosopher has access to the forks at her left and right. In order to eat, a philosopher must be in possession of both forks. A philosopher may only pick up one fork at a time. Each philosopher attempts to pick up the left fork first and then the right fork. When done eating, a philosopher puts both forks back down on the table and begins thinking. Since the philosophers are sharing forks, it is not possible for all of them to be eating at the same time."
geek A: i crunched an O(1) solution to the DPP.
geek B: oh yeah ! in your dreams. dont bullshit me.
cool C: wtf is DPP ? y'all bitches need to get laid.
by DemonHunter March 11, 2004
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dining room table

A total ignoramus when it comes to debating or discussing logically during a political discourse
Congressman Barney Frank : "Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table."
by yankhadenuf September 13, 2009
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Duhingus

He has a really big duhingus.
by BUTTONSFORLIFE March 3, 2019
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Shrimp dunking

Using a straw to siphon ejaculate out of an anal cavity
Dude, Dylan was shrimp dunking Brad last night with a straw that was spooned at one end like the ones for slurpees at 7-11. He got all of it
by Ox April 8, 2016
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random dining

random dining

to go to restaurant. wait till someone leaves their table, sit in their place, eat their food and converse politely with the person opposite. repeat until thrown out
clare has been banned from every restaurant in town for random dining
by R Molloy March 2, 2008
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Dunnie Dunnington

A term used for someone that makes you not want to acknowledge their name for any of the following reasons:

a) You are not interested in their existence
b) You couldn't care less what their real name is
c) There are no other words to describe this person
d) They look like a Dunnie Dunnington
Jeremy: "Dunnie Dunnington, my office now!"
Dunnie: "My name's Martin.."
Jeremy: "You're fired."
by LordGryn December 26, 2011
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