Dingus McKringus

A person who is such a jackass they make your brain cells commit mass suicide one by one until your brain turns into pink Jell-O.

John is such a Dingus McKringus.

by OG Brett N Joe May 14, 2015

Dangus

Dangus is the front naughty on a man or boy.

Where your milk comes out of your dangus.

by Teddy021 November 26, 2021

warm black dingus

Samuel L. Jackson's big black penis in "The Hateful Eight", which was sucked by the confederate General's son.

and Chester Charles Smithers...SUCKED on that warm black dingus for loooonnng as he could! HAHAHAHAHAH!

by woodland1982 April 9, 2016

Dingus Bat

Created by Symyra Byrd

Dingus bat is a phrase used to describe those people you love the most who act incredibly slow. Like your crackhead friends who don't do crack.

Symyra stop being such a dingus bat!

by symyrakgsyjf December 12, 2019

dingus

A person who occasionally pisses you off, but at the end of the day you still love them. They're usually your best friend who makes fun of you from time to time. Dingus can be used as a comment when they irritate you, or in a few cases, it can be endearing.

Dan: *mocking tone* "I'm Jenn...hmph hmph hmph!"
Jenn: *scowling*"You're such a dingus"

by jdawgmoneysign May 15, 2016

womble dongus

when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds

AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT

by _ech0_ October 18, 2017

Schlongus Dongus

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".

Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010