Dumbitch

a derogatory remark referring to a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, especially a woman.

I called her like three times and she still hasn't returned my calls. What a dumbitch.

by wimetsn May 9, 2009

Dumbitchitis

A disease that causes women to refute all logic, ignore reason, and act like a total bitch to the total discredit of the female gender.

Other side affects of this illness may include: Mass use of social media to garner attention with ill-phrased text images, a bloated and undeserved ego, sense of pride in being called a bitch, dating abusive boyfriends while treating gentlemen like garbage, wearing revealing and/or skin tight clothing then complaining people are checking you out, raving about mediocre coffee houses, and/or going oversees to "find yourself" when you can barely afford to drive to work.

There is no known cure.

Rob: "Hey Joe, did you hear about Alice?"
Joe: "Ya her boyfriend beat here so she decided to take him with her to Paris to stay in hostiles, said she needed to find herself"
Rob: "Isn't she in massive credit debt, student loans?"
Joe: "Ya, but she quit her job so she could go on an extended trip with a broke abusive asshole who's on parole, said 'I just don't understand their relationship', sounds like she contracted a terminal case of dumbitchitis"

by RitztheWise November 2, 2018

dumbstick

penis

used on the TV shoa "Ally McBeal"

by Al Jezera January 26, 2003

dumbitious

Trying your hardest to be or appear dumb, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

Liam: I hear someone said they has an IQ of 175 from an internet IQ test.
Josh: He's so dumbitious.

by random1234567890 March 12, 2009

Dumbastics

The actions of a dumbass.

Quit your dumbastics kirk.

by warrior99 October 11, 2009

Dumbatical

When someone wants to impress their friends so much they’re willing to do the dumbest shit ever. This decision usually is not at all thought out and comes with severe risk and consequences. A combination of Dumb and Radical.

Did you see Patrick the other day? He tried to rush a Grizzly Bear to impress his Girlfriend. That Dumbatical stunt left him with no arms and one leg.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

dumbitis

A disease in to where a person is diagnosed with the dumb

Im sorry ma’am, your son suffers from dumbitis

by Kawaii trash:3 June 5, 2020