tighter than a duck's ass

Impermeable. I.e., watertight.

My English teacher is tighter than the proverbial duck's ass.

by octopod March 4, 2004

ass duck

A colon-dwelling fowl, native to the hineys of people that thrive off sucking the fun out of our lives - don't get an assduck.

Dude Fella #1: "I wonder if Mindy wants to go out tonight."
Dude Fella #2: "Nah, her ass duck won't let her go."

by Jason Piche December 28, 2005

bitch ass duck

Josh Parker

Josh is a bitch ass duck

by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018

Eejit tony hoe ass duck skooters

Frickin woman

Those Eejit tony hoe ass duck skooters

by TakaXChiyo October 20, 2019

Duck ass

Another way of saying dumbass or idiot

Person 1: What's 9 + 10?
Person 2: 21
Person 1: No, it's 19 you duck ass.

by mainmain3000 March 7, 2023

duck ass

nola slang when someone does or acts dumb

“yo duck ass put the wrong answer”

by fuck ya life October 13, 2022

bitch ass duck

Someone who is to scared to fuck his girl but gets head on the daily. Or someone who looks or talks like a duck

Josh Parker is a bitch ass duck because he wouldn’t hit that shit

Josh is built like a duck

by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018