Dryheria

Noun
1 - A sensational affirmation that you did not shit your pants or shart.
2 - A fart so sneaky you act as if you had just shit yourself, but when you check your undergarments you have not.

Antonym - Shart

"Those baked beans were great, but think I sharted... runs to bathroom checked undergarments thank goodness it was only Dryheria."

by MFGroon August 27, 2020

Betty Draper Eyes

Like Bette Davis Eyes, except she sees everything as if she was still a spoiled little girl instead of an adult.

Responsibility always causes sighs,

she's got Betty Draper Eyes.

by far2drnk June 12, 2012

dryer surprise

When you open the dryer to put wet laundry in only to discover "someone" left it full of clothes.

I'll just put these clothes into the - uh-OH - WTF! - dryer surprise!

by da Chetster July 22, 2010

Dryer Liar

A person who when using a public restroom that has electric hand dryers rather than paper towels, who doesn't wash their hands but pushes the button on the dryer before leaving, so that when they open the door, others may hear it running and just assume that they washed their hands.

I heard the hand dryer when John walked out, but he's not fooling me, he's just a dryer liar.

by R. Mooers February 10, 2009

dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.

Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Dryer Closet

Being too lazy to remove clothes from the dryer after the cycle finishes. Therefore, you just return to the dryer whenever you need clean clothes, as you would normally do in your closet.

Leann: Hey where is the T Shirt I usually sleep in?
Jim: Oh, I did laundry last week and I think it's in the dryer closet.
Leann: Lazy bastard.

by ChemEngr August 2, 2011

solar clothes dryer

a clothes line.

My husband really surprised me this year on my birthday. He bought me a solar clothes dryer.....150 ft. of clothes line and a bag of clothes pins. Cheap bastard!

by feisty old hag November 26, 2010