dry dock

V. The act of turning the water off on the toilet. flushing it, so there is no water in the bowl, and taking a dump. Then, in order to flush it, some one must kneel down by the pooh to turn the water on.

She would let me stay over, so asked her to use the bathroom and gave her the dry dock!

by Ali G -RESPECT March 11, 2003

Dry Docked

Non lubricated anal penetration.

"Man, I hooked up with this broad from the bar and the dirty bitch dry docked me!"

by Jay Tanx September 18, 2011

dry docking

To take a shit in a commode with no water in the bowl.

I dry docked in her toilet!

by treb September 23, 2003

Dry Docking

The act of two males spending an above average time with each other. It is to deplict two penisis rubbing up next to each other

1) Dude why are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck always dry docking?

2) Yea yea i hurd enough of you and your friend dry docking all day

by cmethuggin June 09, 2009

Dry Docking

1) The act of Motor Boating a flat chested girl
2) The opposite of Motor Boating.

"That girl is so flat there is no possiblilty of Motor Boating her!". "Yeah, I know, it's more like Dry Docking".

by raw88 April 29, 2011

Dry Docking

Performing anal sex with little or no lubrication.

Trisha's ass hurt bad enough that she had to leave work early because she had engaged in a bout of dry docking the night before.

by lutheria March 08, 2011

Dry Docking

With cruel intention, locate the primary toilet's water knob and continue to shut off the toilet's water supply. Quickly follow with a series of flushes to throughly drain the toilet's bowl and tank of any remaining water. Quickly take a shit, thus leaving your brown orphans behind to be discovered.

"Life's a Bitch," thought Johnny as he was Dry Docking into the Hotel's now empty toilet.

by D Asia August 06, 2006