drunktarded

A state of being in which you are so drunk, that you feel that you may or may not be mentally retarded.

I was so drunktarded at the party last night, I don't remember if I took a jacket or not.

by FriendlySpatula November 5, 2005

drunktaneous

the spontaneous state of mind created after consuming large ammounts of alcohol.

I was so drunktaneous last night that i felt in necessary to pee on a cop car

by Chris Guard January 6, 2008

Drunkapalooza

ridiculous drunken fest

shit son Drunkapalooza my house next weekend

by i love rib cages August 21, 2006

Drunktard

A drunken college student who won't stop (sometimes simultaneously at various times of day and night) fornicating/having sex on your front lawn, pissing against your house, or breaking into your shed to vomit and then steal your sitting lawn mower.

I wish those drunktards would stop getting their cum all over my lawn.

I am so happy UPD arrested all those drunktards yesterday.

I caught this drunktard in a giant net. I am going to keep it as a pet and feed it nachos

by Star Destroyer 2.0 October 6, 2010

drunkquaintance

Someone whom you see only in an inebriated state; usually at a bar, party, or other alcohol-based social gathering.

A shortened version of "drunk acquaintance".

Mike has yet to socialize with Josh in a sober state. Josh is Mike's drunkquaintance

Man, I have more drunkquaintances than I do friends.

by PlatypusMan January 17, 2009

DrunkTubing

Surfing on youtube.com whilst being drunk.

Dude, I was so wasted last night I ended up drunktubing smurfs porn, and totally wankin' off to it!

by DETOXICIDE July 18, 2009

Drunkaloo

something given as an attachment to the penis when a homosexual hindu baby is born, males specifically

Sonu's Drunkaloo attachment makes other gay hindu males attracted to him
Sonu: Hey Sanjay look at my drunkaloo
Sanjay: OHHHH YOOOOWWDAYYY!!!!!!!
Sonu: Here it comes
Sanjay: *uses Jizzle*

by jiggamancarefreeliving September 30, 2011