the kind of poop one takes when exhausted, especially from illness, where the act of pushing almost feels too much to manage if it weren't for the pain in one's gut forcing one to forge on despite the weakness and overall lack of strength; the kind of poop where if someone were to walk in on you in the act, you would be more relieved to find someone who could help you than be embarrassed.
I thought I was going to pass out from the drumpf I took while I had the flu; in an act of unfathomable kindness, my roommate helped me off the toilet and back into bed because of the weakness and exhaustion i felt from it.
by foxtail.billy August 17, 2016

The low frequency sound made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.
by ciabrat December 17, 2016

Drumpf: a serial liar. also--the the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy. Coined by John Oliver on The John Oliver Show in "tribute" to a certain presidential candidate.
by Barky von Schnauser August 19, 2016

The original last name of Donald Trump's family before it was changed to Trump. Discovered by Jon Oliver.
Make Donald Drumpf again.
by Penguincop24 June 28, 2016

by Naked Robber August 14, 2016

Any endeavor which has been driven into utter failure through sheer incompetence.
Based on the ancestral family name and business record of a famous megalomaniac whose only major accomplishment is marketing his own name to secure venture capital from credulous investors.
Based on the ancestral family name and business record of a famous megalomaniac whose only major accomplishment is marketing his own name to secure venture capital from credulous investors.
by Fireholder August 19, 2016

The loud drumpfs emanating from Paul's bathroom clearly indicated discomfort with his dinner choice .
by Noogie June 2, 2016
