The original
family name for a certain Queens-
based clan of racists, parasitic landlords, pathological liars, serial bankrupters of preposterously misconceived businesses, loudmouthed boors, fascist demagogues, schoolyard-level bullies, transparent bullshit artists with a contempt for facts and consistency, tasteless branding consultants who mistake themselves for building developers, and all-around insufferably overprivileged asshats, one of whom is currently providing cheap entertainment on a national scale by running for president as a Repugnican. Unless more than half the
2016 electorate consists of dimwits who base their votes on spite, hatred, and ignorance rather than a reasonable concern for the well-being of the nation and the planet, he
will spectacularly fail, going down in American history as the biggest
loser since Alf
Landon.
