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Driveby Knuckle Children

Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.
by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2024
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Harry Potter driveby

The act of prepurchasing a Harry Potter book, or buying it at the midnight sale, Quickly skimming through the book to the end and then slowly driving through the parking lot where hundreds of other Potter fans are waiting to by the book and Shouting out the ending and key plot revelations at the crowd, thus ruining the book for everyone.
The guys who do the Harry Potter driveby are real douchebags, but those Youtube clips sure are funny.
by 07079 January 27, 2009
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management by driveby

When a manager comes whizzing through the cubicles to see if you need anything from him/her without stopping to listen to your answer. Way for manager to know what his/her people are doing.
Every morning Sherwin swings by our area to say hi and pulls a management by driveby.
by Sun rays with a chill factor January 19, 2009
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book driveby

When you chose to buy college textbooks through other students, and when you meet up, it's basically like a drug deal but with books. Quick, discreet, and to the point.

A book driveby dialogue:

J: Hey man, you got that psych 101 we talked about?
M: For sure man, 50 dolla
J: Here you go..
M: Pleasure doing business with you!
K: Hey, you wanna have lunch?
L: Can't, I'm meeting up for a book driveby later.
by mizzP January 5, 2010
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Test driveby

The act of getting up to get a pencil in the middle of a test and seeing someones paper and transfering the answers to your own paper.
Pete "hey john, can i test driveby you later?"

John"NO"
by thekingmoomoo7 December 5, 2009
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spitwad driveby

when you and some of your buddies are in a car and u pull up next to someone with their windows down at a red light, and then proceed to wait until the light turns green to engulf them in a mass-hurtle of spitwads leaving them stunned and confused while you speed up and drive away
shit man, me and jerry just did a spitwad driveby, that mothafucka was a clueless beotch....
by Darth Vad3r March 28, 2007
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facebook driveby

Occurs when an individual logs onto their facebook account and randomly leaves mean or belligerent comments on everyone's statuses within their live feed list (most likely with the hopes of drawing attention to themselves or strictly out of boredom). Comments must be left on over 2 or more people to be considered an official facebook driveby.
Person 1:"Yo man, the other night I just like, got so BORED with facebook and decided to pull a facebook driveby."

Person 2:"..you pulled a what? A facebook driveby?"

Person 1:"Dude it's EASY! Just log on to your facebook account and just start like leaving nasty comments on peoples' statuses man. I nailed like 30 people in 10 minutes bro! It was EPIC!"

Person 2:"..so you feel any better?"

Person 1:"Nah..people still ignore me bro."

Person 2:"Fail."
by Konchii November 13, 2009
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