double dipstick

A thin tube, rod, or otherwise thin long object used to insert into the urethra of one gentleman half way. The other end is inserted into another gentlemans urethra, the result, double dipsticking.

Jims: Yo bro, you got the double dipstick?

Slapdick: Yeah man.

Jims: Sweet, my dick has been itching for a double-dipsticking.

by angrysomeoneelsehasmyname April 2, 2008

dipstick

Penis. See also to dip ones stick.

I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !

by muffindamule October 6, 2006

dipstick marker

Typically extremely bright fuck-me-red lipstick used to suck someone's cock.

Sometimes also referred to as "cocksucker red."

Cherrie skillfully applied her favorite shade of dipstick marker before going out, knowing full well that she would allure every guy at the club for a chance at satisfy her craving for cock.

by Orally Fixated November 25, 2013

Lipstick Dipstick

When getting a blowjob, have said girl put on fresh lipstick. Then get her to go as far down as possible before closing her mouth. The lipstick will make a mark, and the game is now on to try and beat that mark. This makes getting head FUN!!!!

Man, I'd like to play lipstick dipstick with her. I bet she'd get a new high score.

by anduarin July 14, 2010

Lithuanian Dipstick

When you have sex with a woman while she is on her period. You dip your dick in, pull out and sign your name on her forehead in cursive.

I gave my wife a Lithuanian Dipstick last night.

by Talon66 July 3, 2022

Dipstick

1.) The stick in fun dip.
2.) The D.
3.) A stupid person.

Hey dipstick, give me that dipstick, and the other dipstick.

by Shaey Kay May 22, 2014

cajun dipstick

A guy is banging a girl from behind, with a dip in his mouth, spitting into the crevice in her lower back while having sex. He pulls out, rubs his tip in the dip spit, and reinserts. Alas, the spicy cajun dipstick.

Rex was banging his girl the other day and gave her a cajun dipstick.

by MB April 13, 2005