Driftwood 

Driftwood is a partial erection, or a half flaccid/half erect phallus. This is commonly acquired while one is interrupted during sexual activity. It can be confused with a "Broner," however, it is not the same.

I was about to bang this chick last night but then I got Driftwood and couldn't. At least she gave me a blowchub.

Driftwood by daSHEEP February 23, 2011

driftwood 

1. Persistent postcoital wood.

1. Sweet, you gonna lug that sticky driftwood back to the trunk?

driftwood by armsnlegs May 23, 2004

Driftwood 

When a penis is only halfway erect

i expected morning wood, but when i awoke i was mildly amused that i only had driftwood.

Driftwood by nikolijubalee July 2, 2011

Driftwood 

The guy, or guys, that you meet and have sex with while you're at the beach. They, and their "wood", drift in and out of your life for the day/night, the week, the summer - however long you're in a beach environment.

Hey Cutie K, let's to the beach next week and pick up some shells and driftwood.

Driftwood by DebDanger July 25, 2017

Driftwood Vagina 

Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.

Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.

Driftwood Vagina by Anonymous Doctor November 19, 2010

Driftwood Middle School

this school sucks, it’s full of wanna be gangsters and girls who think their pretty but no their just popular pretty, the 6th graders think they da shit, and the 7th graders thinking smoking is cool, and the 8th graders really don’t gaf tbh.

Driftwood Middle School

Driftwood Middle School by daily shit talker September 6, 2021

Driftwood Crips 

Driftwood Crips is one of most powerful gangs in Toronto Canada

Its really Driftwood Crips vs everybody

Driftwood Crips by J LøC July 8, 2023