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Academic Decathlon

Intellectual challenge whereby contestants:
1. Swim the English Channel while spelling all the words in the Oxford dictionary that start with the letter "E"
2. Rid a bicycle while reciting Ophelia's role from "Hamlet"
3. Run six miles wearing a graduation cap with tassel while singing old college drinking songs.
Winner gets to become a member of the Supreme Court.
I wonder if the Academic Decathalon will provide us with a conservative or a liberal?
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
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Kentucky Triathlon

A three-sport event consisting of cockfighting, meth cooking, and cousin fucking.
Billy Bob was the winner of last year's Kentucky Triathlon.
by xgetsthesquare August 19, 2009
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Academic Decathlon

THE premier scholastic competition for AWESOME SMART PEOPLE!
Academic Decathlon is so cool. I won lots of medals.
by Keith's Numba One Fan September 5, 2004
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Polish Triathlon

Going to the public pool on foot and returning home with a bike.
Oh shit my bike is gone! It must have been Maciej participating in a Polish Triathlon again!
by jrssww July 11, 2010
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Detroit Triathlon

When you vomit, shit, and ejaculate semen all at the same time
Marcos: Ahhgfluhmmf!!
Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?
Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.
by Marcos Gonzalez January 19, 2009
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Franklin Decathlon

Franklin Decathlon is one of the of the many competing schools in the L.A district that competes in a variety of 10 subjects and absolutely kicks ass in every one of them.

Located in Highland Park, the Franklin Decathlon team has began such craze in the high school that they are now referred to as "DA SHIT" even though they prefer the students bow down to their intellectual badassery instead.

In 2010, the team made it to the first time in school history to the State Competition in Sacramento and though they finished 27th place and did not win, they assure everyone, "you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Franklin Decathlon is the most dedicated team to ever come out Franklin High School and will continue to be a legacy for years to come.
Franklin Decathlon aren't a bunch of nerds! We're just intellectually badass!
by badassery August 16, 2010
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driathlete

Someone who spends lots of time at the gym without breaking a sweat, usually because he's more interested in being seen than working out.
Sure he spends all his free time at the gym, but he's still got nothing to show for it because he's such a driathlete.
by whylime December 24, 2008
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