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Dragonite 

Dragonite is a very powerful pseudo legendary Dragon/Flying type Pokémon. It's basically the Pokémon equivalent of the noob tube. It has an extremely OP ability in Multiscale, which cuts damage from the first attack it takes while at full health in half. This can be circumvented with the use of Stealth Rocks to chip a god 1/4 of its HP away when it enters the battle field, but that rarely ever matters since it's commonly used as a lead and almost always is accompanied by a Pokémon capable of getting rid of said entry hazard. Because of said ability, even most Ice type attacks (which it has a 4 times weaknesses to) won't OHKO a standard Dragonite, much less a bulky set. It's also problematic in that it has access to Dragon Dance, which raises both Attack and Speed one stage, as well as Extreme Speed, a move with high priority that almost always attacks first. Its Outrage attack is a death sentence, especially after an Attack boost. You would think the existence of Fairy type Pokémon would hinder its performance in today's metagame due to their immunity to its Dragon type moves, but such is sadly not the case because Dragonite also has Steel Wing and Iron Tail in its arsenal to one shot any pesky fae in its way. Dragonite is truly the king of all OU Dragon type Pokémon.
Guy 1: So I ALMOST had him, but then he pulled out his Dragonite and swept my team after getting a Dragon Dance up while I switched into my Fairy type and wrecked everything I had left.
Guy 2: Don't feel bad dude, it's fucking Dragonite. Son of a bitch has been OP since Gen V.
Guy 1: Ugh, why the hell doesn't smogon just ban the damn thing?
Guy 2: For real. It's too easy to sweep with and there aren't that many good counters or checks against it. It's just a pain in the ass.
Dragonite by FatherofGray February 7, 2014

dragonkin 

The term is used to describe someone who, on a believe level, identifies as a Dragon.

Dragonkin is, a form of, and part of Otherkin.

The word itself is build up from Dragon (type of kin) and kin (See: Otherkin). This portmanteau is used to segment the Otherkin community and forms a group that is somewhere on the Taxonomic rank

Because there is a lot of hatred around the topic of Otherkin; Most who identifies as such, Don't tent to let others know, in fear of this hatred

See also: Otherkin, Therian, Draconity.
1. I identify, on a spiritual level, as a dragonkin
2. Given your traits, have you ever looked at dragonkin
3. Are there any fellow dragonkins here?
dragonkin by Comoar March 22, 2020

dragging balls 

taking too much time to complete a task, procrastinating, never ending, slow paced.
(office setting/coworkers)
G: Fuck! It's only 10am?
Juan: Yep. Today is dragging balls.

dragging balls by Madison Ryder February 12, 2008
Word of the Day on February 15, 2008

draining 

(Verb) the process of listening to music by any of the members of Drain Gang.
He was draining to Peroxide by Ecco2k
draining by tvårp September 19, 2020

dragging ass 

being very tired and slow,
guy1:dude we need to get some coffee or redbull
guy 2: yeah man i'm dragging ass pretty bad

after that party last night i'm dragging ass
dragging ass by christopha' October 23, 2008

dragonite 

In the game: A really good pokemon that can learn a wide variety of attacks with good stats all-around, especially attack.

In the anime: A really shitty pokemon that lost to a yellow piece of shit called pikachu.
What!?!?! pikachu actually defeated a dragonite but couldn't win against an elekid? That's bullshit!!!!
dragonite by *#.. May 25, 2007