Dr Phil

verb meaning 'to over-analyse and come up with a stupid conclusion'

'We're going to go home, get some drinks, and Dr Phil Rosie's date with John'

'They broke up because he did a Dr Phil over what she'd been up to on Saturday night'

by Annamonkey May 17, 2006

dr phil moment

When you're casually watching Dr Phil with someone and all of a sudden Dr Phil starts going off about a bad behaviour that's totally been exhibited by the person sitting next to you - and suddenly you feel the need to jump off the couch and dance wildly because your friend's just been called out and you feel justified and authenticated.

Dr Phil says: Picking your nose is bad manners. You look over and see your friend has his fingers up his nose to the knucle - a habit which you've pointed out to your friend a dozen times, but they deny it. A dr Phil moment... justifies your position

by valerieh February 16, 2008

dr phil

The most brutal warrior ever to be spawned by a human. Dr Phil is a television psychiatrist who, in his spare time, kills hookers, babies, old people, and anyone who stands in range of his onslaught. Dr Phil cannot die, but can only get stronger. People make fun of him, and then suddenly stop. BECAUSE THEY DIE! It is believed that Chuck Norris once went under the training of Dr Phil, and is his greatest pupil. To this day, Dr Phil still pwns noobs.

John: Did you hear that Dr Phil can fly?
Jim: Wouldn't surprise me. I mean, he IS Dr Phil!

by me? February 14, 2006

dr.phil

A day-time idiot brought to you by Harpo, Oprah spelled backwards! Dr. Phil, widely known for his southern speak, simple-minded advice, knack for making people cry, and bald head, can be viewed right before Oprah (The extremely famious blow hard whom gave birth to Dr. Phil's career) on NBC.

Dr.Phil's favorite hard-hitting question is "What part of you don't you understand?".

by Nimrod1 February 12, 2006

dr.pepper

The best thing in the world besides sex

dude1: i had sex last night
dude2: so i had a dr.pepper
dude1:lucky bastard

by superman123456 September 15, 2006

dr phil

a word used to describe any fat ugly old bald guy

That guy is so ugly, he's a dr phil.

by tatomuck1 March 25, 2009

Dr.Phil

A hypocritical moron with a hit show brought to by HARPO! THE MAKERS OF OPRAH! The show usually features Dr.Phil making someone cry, advertising for his latest weight loss book which he should consider reading and other things one step up from Jerry Springer but less funny.

Dr.Phil is a bald, creepy, douchebag. I vomited all over the couch after seeing a commercial for the show.

by KarateChop August 8, 2005