dr.pepper

The best thing in the world besides sex

dude1: i had sex last night
dude2: so i had a dr.pepper
dude1:lucky bastard

dr.pepper by superman123456 September 15, 2006

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Dr.Pepper

The gathering of exactly 23 different men in which will masturbate simultaneously to achieve a goal in which all 23 of them ejaculate into your mouth in order to replicate a process similar to the creation of the beverage Dr.Pepper.

I've just been really excited for this Dr.Pepper me and a couple of friends are having tonight.

Dr.Pepper by ArupacaKate March 29, 2017

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Dr.Pepper

the only good soda. its actually just carbonated water and prune juice
its amazing and has c a f f i n e.

Me: YO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS DR.PEPPER
someone: bitch no i prefer nurse salt
Me: what the fuck are you

Dr.Pepper by PoofyThePlushie March 24, 2019

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dr.pepper

while having sex , you wait until your partner is about to "finish" then you pull out and stick seeds from a jalapeno pepper into his or her vagina/butt hole
(do not attemp unless you are willing to drive that person to the hospital in a rush)

**GUY** Hey i was doing your mom last night and i gave her a dr.pepper .

dr.pepper by nathon February 23, 2008