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What the cantankerous Homer Bedloe gets stuck with doing every time he misses the Hooterville Cannonball and is therefore forced to take a manually-pumped hand-car along the tracks that run from Hooterville to Pixley.
The ultimate "puffed-up dandy-dude getting cut down to size for once" recurring gag-scene from "Petticoat Junction" is when Mr. Bedloe --- while embarked on yet another failed mission to scrap the Hooterville Cannonball --- is forced to perform his classic "Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!" routine with the handcar-lever as he solo-races a clunky hand-car from Hooterville to Pixley after he's either missed the train or is otherwise somehow prevented from "riding in style".
by QuacksO March 3, 2019
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calm it down when it is up

this phrase referrs to someone who is irated and dejected by anyone.this is declared when they have to keep their composure
man you are mopin i can tell ya know since this is an instance,calm it down when it is up
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up down f**k it up

what it sounds like they're saying in uptown funk
bad singer 1: up down f**k it up
BS 2: no it's (insert off key version of song here)
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down-up

Down-up is an adjective to describe somebody who is bipolar.
Yesterday she was happy but now is sad, she is down-up
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If I’m down and you’re up

If one is down bad and another is up in a moment the one that happens to be down will be honest about wanting to sabotage the others success. Used to honest about the despicable way you may act in any given situation.

A phrase coined by Nate.
“He’s scared I might try to take his girl if we stay friends and all I could say is if I’m down and you’re up”
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heads down woods up

A game typically played when atleast 3 or more people engages in a sexually motivated game where two or more “gropers” are released into a pitch black room filled with many men (penis is required to participate) with their wood pointing to the ceiling (being erect isn’t required but greatly encouraged). The gropers must then go round and grab one or more players penis and give a slight tug. Once this task has been successfully completed gropers must regroup at the door of the room and switch on the light, then the gropees must try correctly guess their groper and if they do will be rewarded with taking their place as a groper.
Wanna play a cheeky game of heads down woods up”
by Dufffyy December 27, 2023
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