Person 1: UGH Sean's new thing is doo-rags
Person 2: HAHA HIS NAME RHYMES WITH BEAN! But that's besides the point that his doo-rag is so doucheilous
Person 2: HAHA HIS NAME RHYMES WITH BEAN! But that's besides the point that his doo-rag is so doucheilous
by axesmellssoooogood June 15, 2010
Get the Doucheilous mug.A person who is an extra large douche, especially one that makes an ass of himself as part of his general douchy-ness.
Derived from the Latin for hindquarters "Gluteus Maximus," where "Maximus" means "really big."
Derived from the Latin for hindquarters "Gluteus Maximus," where "Maximus" means "really big."
#1: "So, guess what Douchius Maximus said today?"
#2: "Tell me!"
#1: "He asked again if he could have the vacuum cleaner."
#2: "No! What did you say?"
#1: "I told him no."
#2: "Good."
#1: "Seriously. He has one, it's just not as nice. You don't have an affair with my friend, move out, leave me with three children, and then ask for the new vacuum cleaner because you took the old one. Kids are messy. You are not. You have a job. Go buy a fucking vacuum cleaner."
#2: "Tell me!"
#1: "He asked again if he could have the vacuum cleaner."
#2: "No! What did you say?"
#1: "I told him no."
#2: "Good."
#1: "Seriously. He has one, it's just not as nice. You don't have an affair with my friend, move out, leave me with three children, and then ask for the new vacuum cleaner because you took the old one. Kids are messy. You are not. You have a job. Go buy a fucking vacuum cleaner."
by california420 October 5, 2010
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After seeing the level of douchitude Matthew Stafford just exhibited Spencer Pratt may have to be uncrowned as King of all Douchebags.
by CocoChristopher July 23, 2009
Get the Douchitude mug."I can't believe you're 25 years old and still live with your parents. What's wrong with you anyway, Douchous?"
by thelocdoutone May 28, 2007
Get the douchous mug.To be a constant douche to someone, or someone who is a constant douche. Or be really annoying. Can be used on someone who is being a Major douche. Or super douche
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You're being so (re)douchelous!
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Man you are being really (re) douchelous today!
You're being so (re)douchelous!
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Man you are being really (re) douchelous today!
by Dr_House December 3, 2011
Get the Douchelous mug.The annoying attitude or disposition of a total douche-bag, distinguished in part by name-dropping, long drawn-out anecdote of past questionable events, and loud, obnoxious back-patting of one's self.
I really thought Mark would be a good guy, but then he turned on the douchitude and I couldn't handle it!
by yogiwolfman June 28, 2009
Get the Douchitude mug.Harry is a cool sex move. Anna and Sarah are not. which makes then douchemus maximus, making them cool to the maximus which is cooler than harry. this is because Harry is a douchemous prime.WOOO
by library is a cool place to chill yo January 7, 2008
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