douchefuck

Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.

1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!

by KraussMan April 18, 2008

douchefucker

1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.

1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?

by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

douchefuckle

an insult used when no other insult is enough to express your anger and/or annoyance.

girl1: dude, Brandon is such a douchefuckle!
girl2: douchefuckle?
girl1: he's such a shithead that no other word seemed appropriate.

by donkeycorns August 11, 2010

douchesickle

a derogatory term used in place of douche-bag, lends an air of immaturity to the insulted, can backfire and make the insulter sound retarded, use with caution.

John replaced the medium sized Trojans Chad had in his drawer, with Safeway brand Extra-Small. When Chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. She left and he had to masterbate by himself. As funny as that is, John is still a douchesickle.

by halfamind April 15, 2006

Doucherocketry

The science and practice of being a douche at a whole other level.

Prior to becoming a governor, Scott Walker earned his PhD in doucherocketry.

by The Anarchist in the Library March 26, 2011

douchecock

A person who is not only a douchebag but is cocky and arrogant also. These are those people that evereyone hates because they are peter puffers. These skig-skagbougieass bitches have an incredible ability to piss of large amounts of people. Usually are or are associated with Fucktards.

Wes Jerman is a douchecock!!!!!
OHHH SHIT!!! I'M Surrounded by douchecocks and fucktards!!!!!
90% of people named Wes or Steven in Northern Virginia are douchecocks or fucktards

by DOUCHECOCKSLAYER July 29, 2005

douchefuckery

an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well

'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'

by douchefucker January 22, 2009