doucheassery

an act or acts of jackassery committed by completely douchey people

Tom is up to his usual doucheassery by wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and claiming to be a UFC fan

by pendergastastic September 6, 2010

douchescacity

a mesurment of how big of a douche bag one can be.1st level douche bag. 2nd level doucher. 3rd level which is the highest doucheshniffer.

That basterd has reached maximum douchescacity. He's a freakin doucheshniffer.

by jon.o June 27, 2009

duchess slant

The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.

Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.

Kate: I’d rather die.

by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018

Douchester

1.The combining of a hipster and a douchebag. 2. The act of the "hipster" look becoming so rampant, that douche-bags begin to dress like hipsters, making the two indistinguishable.

Steven Patrick has begun to wear his mustache finger while dressing in affliction clothes, quite the douchester.

by ojzitro April 20, 2010

douchesack

A person who has achieved a level of jackassery beyond that of being a douchebag.

Kyle, you douchesack, why did you light my genitalia on fire?

by Bong Hits 4 Jesus February 7, 2008

Douchenstein

A unit of measurement for use with a douchometer in calculating the precise level of douchism a particular object or potentially douchebaggish person may exhibit. Part of the standard metric system, especially when used in places that use the metric system.

I can see you clearly through my douchometer, and you're registering at least 6500 Douchensteins.

by codyandgarrett October 20, 2009

Douches Wild

1) Wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game.

2) Any instance of doucheism with no real term to describe it.

1) Joe is a douches wild.

2) Chad is wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game. Douches wild!

by Human/Rodite February 1, 2010