Doucheclump

Collective noun for a clump of douches. Specifically those that show up at a party, don't pay cover, and try to drink anyway. Typically accompanied by a few STD-infested whores (often of Asian descent).

Jay: Look at that doucheclump. Drinking in the corner with Hana.
Gus: Let's bust the douche clump for drinking.
Will: $20, people. Imma make it rain.

by paleech April 19, 2010

douchepurse

The female version of a douchebag.

Hey, check out that douchepurse in leopard print tights wearing neon Risky Business sunglasses indoors.

by sloriag April 16, 2009

Douchepop

A total jerk (male or female) who is so awful that they can not simply be a douche.

"Watch out. He's a total douchepop."

"That skank is such a douchepop!"

by PhantomJezzi September 30, 2011

doucheruptor

Someone (let's face it, probably a white male) in the tech industry who has a god complex and some stupid ideas and has the nerve to foist them on an unwilling world. IE, a douche who is also, or thinks of himself, as a disruptor.

Also: the way Sean Connery says the word disruptor.

"Holy cow, Jack Dorsey is not only unspeakably ugly but a super douche."
"I believe he thinks he's a disruptor and that that is somehow a good thing."
"He's a doucheruptor."

by punnypenny September 18, 2018

douchemuppet

a character that is not only unintentionally hilarious in appearance (read: proportions) but also retains all the characteristics attributed to the northwestern douche (see: douche)

holy fucking shit, so i'm waiting for the bus and this total douchemuppet pops up out of nowhere, scaring the LIVING SHIT out of me, and starts going off on how bush is the greatest president we've ever had while SIMULTANEOUSLY hitting me up for change. i mean seriously, wtf

by not jim henson January 13, 2009

douchepumpkin

A name you call a freind that is being an extra douche.

Also used as abbreviated D.P.

Joe your such a fucking douchepumpkin.

Matt is such a D.P.

by lowell levenson August 9, 2008

douchecumpoop

A douchecumpoop is a total moron who is a very huge douche and doesn’t even know it

That Eric is clueless, what a douchecumpoop!

by Ringer_of_O's May 7, 2018