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douchenozzle

Someone who makes douches appear less douchee. An individual that is such a douche that a greater descriptive word is needed to describe them. Thankfully because douchenozzle exists there is still a meaning to the word douche that can be thrown around freely (ex calling a random idiot a douche).

note: please use the word douchenozzle sparingly because otherwise you will be a douchenozzle and the rest of us will have to create a new word to define those who are more of a douche than a douche and a douchenozzle.
My roommate andee in Cerro Vista 707D d isn't a douche he's a douchenozzle!
by Cerro Vista Romauldo 707D April 1, 2009
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Douchenozzlery

Coined by Salty Dad. "The general activity that results from being a douchenozzle...Stupidity, irritating behavior, trolling, starting arguments on the internet, spouting low information, talking points, or the actions of a libtard.
There is a lot of douchenozzlery going on this page.
by A Salty Dad Fan September 19, 2013
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DoucheTooth

DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.
Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche
by Tombadill August 3, 2007
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Doucheboozler

A douchebag, douchelord or person who may accurately be described by the less involved term 'douche,' who utilizes elaborate methods of deceit or general unpleasantness. The victim would be described as having been 'Doucheboozled.'
Dude, Tom messed around behind Katie's back - with her sister. Total doucheboozler.

This guy Kris totally doucheboozled me. He ran into my confessional and screamed 'Penis' at the top of his lungs and ran out. I don't know anyone named Kris.
by Hullnak January 29, 2010
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Redneck Douchemobile

Similar to a Douchemobile, a Redneck Douchemobile is a truck that has been excessively modified. These modifications include an excessive lift, large tires, loud and excessive exhaust, tinted windows, etc. These can be either gas or diesel. They have large amounts of stickers including Monster Energy, Cummins, Confederate Flag, NRA stickers, Hunting related stickers, etc. These tend to be loud and generate excessive amounts of exhaust, since the owners like to "roll coal"
I got stuck behind a Redneck Douchemobile on the way home from work. It rolled coal so bad I could see where I was going.
by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019
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[douchenoozle]

(noun) an idiotic moron whos actions are so ridiculous that their mere exisitience is a drain on society..... (see also: douchenoozling )
"97.6% of all cable news reporters, anchors, and producers are douchenoozles"

"that douchenoozle enjoys watching infotainment such as Abscess Hollywood, ET, and cable news"
by wachinpntdry March 26, 2009
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douchenozzle

1) the tip that connects to the bottle and is inserted into a woman's vagina
during douche.

2) Someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.
Charlie wouldn't shut up during the concert, he was a complete douchenozzle
by mike short May 14, 2005
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