douchecloud

someone who wears red turtle necks, is against weed, and won't yiff.

You're a douchecloud

by i am hip October 20, 2014

Douchelous

To be a constant douche to someone, or someone who is a constant douche. Or be really annoying. Can be used on someone who is being a Major douche. Or super douche

In example

You're being so (re)douchelous!

like (ridiculous)

Man you are being really (re) douchelous today!

by Dr_House December 3, 2011

douchemous prime

a douche of the prime variety

Harry is a cool sex move. Anna and Sarah are not. which makes then douchemus maximus, making them cool to the maximus which is cooler than harry. this is because Harry is a douchemous prime.WOOO

by library is a cool place to chill yo January 7, 2008

douchelicous

some1 so much of a douchebag they are a FUCKING DOUCHEBAG

hes douchelicous

by holla March 16, 2003

Doucheous Rex

1. KING OF THE DOUCHES!!!
2. Just the hugest douche that's ever lived. Quite literally, a vagina cleanser in a human's body
3. Any man who's ever said the word d-bag instead of douchebag

"Wow, he's such a major douche"
"Not only that, but he's a Doucheous Rex"

by Douche Expert March 12, 2009

Douchitous

Douchitous is when a douche talks to a non douche and the douchness affects his lungs...causing him to talk like a douche

Seth:whts up tyler want to hang out?
Tyler:get away from me I don't want Douchitous

by Dorkola2500 January 25, 2015