douchehorse

Someone who's douchyness is too large to fit into a bag.

Can be used in place of douchebag where appropriate.

Can't believe that guy cut in front of me in line and spilt his drink on me while doing it, he's such a douchehorse

by Rakky September 26, 2009

Douchaholic

A girl/young woman who seems to only know how to date Douchebag guys

Damn, there is Sara and her new boyfriend, Darryl. That's three in a row for her. SHe must be a douchaholic.

by Jerseyboy62 August 6, 2007

douchelectual

a portmanteau of the words douche and intellectual, referring to someone who tries so hard to pass himself off as intellectual that he just comes off as a douche.

moleskin, check. tortoise shell frames, check. scarf, check. what a total douchelectual.

by t rex esquire March 4, 2010

Doucheolous monkitoes

The scientific term used for "douch monkey".

"Gosh, my english teacher is such a doucheolous monkitoes, he assigns way too much homework!"

by Desserts January 11, 2015

douchehorse

A douchehorse is someone who attempts to conquer Japan by sending a fleet of shitty riverboats to sea, then gets all surprised when every single boat sinks in a storm, resulting in the highest number of at-sea casualties in history.

That Kublai Khan douchehorse was a real douchehorse.

by zurmalurm May 26, 2009

douche hole

A person who is equal parts douchebag and asshole. Usually reserved for the males species but not always.

Matt: I'm watching the game and having a brewskie, come over?
Ryan: Sorry man, I got a roller blading competition in an hour.
Matt: Ice skating after that? When did you become such a fucking douche hole?

by Mo Nuts May 11, 2007

Fuck-wadded douchewhore

Someone who has surpassed in great douchebaggery to the seniority of being a douchebag. They are no longer in the douchebag game.

Dude, you're such a fuck-wadded douchewhore after you sold my phone for weed.

by Bloodydickhole September 30, 2014