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doucherock

Any rock band with an annoying lead singer, run of the mill instrumentals, and fallacious lyrics.
Man, I just heard "Photograph" on the radio again today. Nickelback sure are the guru's of doucherock.
by SJB7676 September 20, 2007
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Douchecicle

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"
"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"
by Chico_GL July 13, 2006
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douchefuck

A combination of the word "douche" and "fuck."

A person who is a fucking douche.
Dude, you're such a douchefuck!
by Bill October 12, 2004
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douchebucket

A tosser who has become so intolerable, that douchebag is no longer adequate to describe their level of douche.

Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)
Smitty: Dude, I smashed my brand new flat screen with a brick!

Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?

Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.

Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.
by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013
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douchefuck

Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.
1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!
by KraussMan April 18, 2008
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douchefucker

1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.
1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?
by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006
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Douchewick

Brooklyn neighborhood formerly known as Bushwick, now heavily encroached upon by hipsters moving in who have been priced out of or rejected by nearby Williamsburg.
"So, like, I found this new, up and coming legendary neighborhood. It's, like, totally part of Billyburg."

"Yeah? Where?"

"Bushwick, man."

"You mean Douchewick, you utter hipster douchebag."
by Antihipster August 27, 2013
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