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douchekittery

To take part in an act seen as lame or stupid.
"That's too much douchekittery for me."
by LauraBo May 15, 2009
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douchecut

where your hair is slightly spiked in the front
did u see will
yeah he has the douchiest douchecut ever...other than my brother
by klkjjkdskjld September 25, 2011
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douchebiter

A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.
John: hey, you really suck at everything you do
Francis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHEBITER!!!
by suomynonamai July 7, 2011
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douchecosity

A measure of the number of douche bags in the immediate area. Thus, an open field would be considered to have a very low douchecosity level, where as a night club on a Friday night will tend to have a relatively high level.
The douchecosity level at the Cedar Hotel sure is high on Friday nights. There are popped collars everywhere.
by douchecosity November 9, 2011
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douchetitanic

The epitome and summum of the douche. The person is so stupid it will cause his/her own undoing and it will be spectacular like the Titanic mishap (also caused by human doucheness, with tragic consequences).
John Bolton said Hillary Clinton faked her concussion. What a douchetitanic!
by fem_progress December 20, 2012
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douchejitsu

An advanced form of vocal combat usually defined by an excessive use of expletives and a flaming over-dramatization of the smallest of situations that have no impact on anyone except the practitioner.
"Man, that guy was a black-belt in Douchejitsu!"
by Liteboi April 26, 2014
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Douchectomy

The surgical removal of douchebaggery from an infected individual. This procedure is very risky and is typically performed only in emergencies; in severe cases where the douchebaggery has had time to metastasize the operation is often fatal.
"Listen guys, I know it's bad, but it's just too late! If we give him a douchectomy now it's going to kill him: the disease has spread so far that there won't be anything left you can see without a microscope!

....Hell, maybe that ain't so bad."
by Southern Geologist October 12, 2016
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