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A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.
by suomynonamai July 7, 2011
Get the douchebiter mug.A measure of the number of douche bags in the immediate area. Thus, an open field would be considered to have a very low douchecosity level, where as a night club on a Friday night will tend to have a relatively high level.
The douchecosity level at the Cedar Hotel sure is high on Friday nights. There are popped collars everywhere.
by douchecosity November 9, 2011
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by fem_progress December 20, 2012
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by Liteboi April 26, 2014
Get the douchejitsu mug.The surgical removal of douchebaggery from an infected individual. This procedure is very risky and is typically performed only in emergencies; in severe cases where the douchebaggery has had time to metastasize the operation is often fatal.
"Listen guys, I know it's bad, but it's just too late! If we give him a douchectomy now it's going to kill him: the disease has spread so far that there won't be anything left you can see without a microscope!
....Hell, maybe that ain't so bad."
....Hell, maybe that ain't so bad."
by Southern Geologist October 12, 2016
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