Douche bag

a dispicable person=scumbag, prick

You little douche bag, you won't get away with that so easily.

by Light Joker October 22, 2004

Douche bag

Someone who walks around with a Blackberry and swears it is the coolest gadget out there when it really is a dinosaur, and then will try to hate on iPhone lovers for the sheer fun of it.

Also a Douche bag is one who spells the aforementioned word, 'douchebag' which is the incorrect spelling of the word in English.

Douche bag, Tan Tan

by M.E.Joseph June 24, 2010

Douche bag

a stupid ass person who doesn't know what the fuck they doin

That Douche bag is stupid

by type It January 3, 2016

Douche bag

A douche bag is:

A some thing a prostitue or any women uses to clean out their vagina after un protected sex.

B some one who is generaly not a very nice person and is nasty to every one around them. Generaly applied to guys but girls count as well.

Eww is that a douche bag.

by Finnerty May 27, 2010

Douche bag

called a bill franz or a mike bridson also knowen as a PECKER

you are a bridson/franz... Pecker

by frank December 14, 2004

Douche bag

Someone that is up to douche baggery. One who asks you a question, and then disagrees with the answer you give them. Mark St. D. does this frequently.

Mark: How does a ___(insert random car part) work?
you: _____(insert explanation of said part)
Mark: NO its does'nt thats wrong and you are a moron.
you: ok D. bag (other acceptable write offs are, ok drift king and ok D. king)

by Ron February 6, 2004

Douche bag

one word. Steven H. they wouldn't let me put his last name. but that's right he single handily describes the definition.

Hey Steve your a douche bag!

by S-Factor612 September 27, 2008