douche wagon

A vehicle that a douchebag would drive.

Hummer2 or Hummer3 are classic douche wagons.

by blondie4auburn August 26, 2009

Douche Wagon

Colorful 6 foot 4 inch redneck from East Texas bearing a striking resemblence to a penis. Sports half-faded, completely out of proportion olde English lettering on his chest. Has an affinity for the bubble skunk, and enjoys front porch skeet shooting, as well as yard runs while under the influence of said narcotic.

Douche Wagon wanted to make a subtle political statement. What do you mean by "subtle political statement?" He burned a cross in the neighbor's front yard.

Douche Wagon on one of his favorite pastimes, "Hell man, dump that clutch and let the granny gear loose - watch that mud fly."

by Steebr77 December 31, 2004

Douche wagon

Asshole, idiot, jerk. Variation of "douche".

Carl is such a douche wagon, let's ditch him at the concert.

by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017

President Douchebag

Donald J. Trump

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

by napalona zając January 7, 2017

schrodinger’s douchebag

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"

by theoriginalspike October 23, 2013

douchebag febreeze

When a douchebag gets ready for an evening out on the town he wants to smell his freshest. Nothing in his arsenal of body sprays, lotions, colognes, deodorants and the like are as important as his "douchebag febreeze", aka AXE BODY SPRAY. A douchebag will thoroughly saturate themself with their AXE BODY SPRAY; they cannot use a normal amount, as they don't think it will be enough to keep them fresh throughout the evening. This is to be applied right before walking out the door, as the smell needs to be as strong as possible for interaction with the ladies. If ever you find yourself getting a whiff of what smell like hugh hefners balls dipped in kerosene, watch out; there is a douchebag on the prowl. Run, fast and far.

brad--i need to smell fresh tonight bro

tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?

brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down

brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!

-brad & tj walk into club-

sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!

by the stank pit January 13, 2013

douchebag tell

An act or attribute that signals to others that someone is a douchebag; mark of a douchebag.

The first known use of this phrase was by Taran G, Atlanta, GA, March, 2010

Liking your own Facebook status is a douchebag tell.

by jacandy July 22, 2010