Douchanium

The element in which all douche bags, bros, Guido’s, and meatheads feed on and excrete; known to smell of tag, fresh Tap Out shirts, Nattie Ice, and fist pump sweat; prolong exposure to Douchanium may cause “Douchanium poisoning”.

You: “Coming to Buffalo Wild Wing’s was nice, but man I feel weird. I’m suddenly getting a headache and an urge to fake tan, pop more than one collar, and fist pump…”

Friend: “No, man, that’s just because the Douchanium around here is off the charts!!! We better get going before you are exposed to more Douchanium poisoning.”

by pants are optional July 24, 2010

Doucheium

the chemical component that makes someone a douche;

'look at all the ed hardy on display - the smell of doucheium is in the air"

by OneCharmingBastard May 5, 2011

Doucheimer

When you drink so much that you act like a douchebag, but don't remember it the next day.

Dude, you were such a doucheimer last night.

by Dum_Diddy August 26, 2011

Doucheish

Slightly douche-like

"What a douche"
"Yeah, it was a bit... doucheish"

by miffyfield October 5, 2012

Douchasaurous Rex

one who opposes anal sex..and gay acts without a "no homo" added at the end of the phrase. but in reality... a douchasauous rex is the king of all douchasaurous's..the prime douchasaour. hes clearly the best douche of them all. mostly douche..and mostly king.

"Eric is a Douchasaurous Rex and he is the king of all douches"

by Douche MAN December 28, 2007

douchistify

Comes from the word "douche"

To turn something into a douche.

She really douchistified her husband.

by slingshot January 30, 2005

doucheish

to be douche like, gay, no fun, conceided and a jerk off

Johnny is so doucheish for thinking he is better than eveeryone.

by Tristin Allmond May 3, 2008