doubleplusuntruthsayer

A short bold headed man from Bristol who pledges his undying love for a football club one day and then leaves the club the next day.

That Ian Holloway is a real doubleplusuntruthsayer.

by Rob_Green_Army December 25, 2007

Double Play

To pick up two girls at a bar and take them home with you for some action.

Very few men have managed a double play.

by RexGibson March 16, 2004

Doubleplunked

Getting doubleplunked only stems from getting kerplunked earlier that day or the previous time you used the over-full porta-potty. The difference being that the initial kerplunked shituation stems from hovering the seat to put distance between your ass and the loaf you pinch into the blue abyss of human excrement. Resulting in a Newtons Law backsplash, that was feared most, right up on your moneyshot spot-which is only intensified during the winter season. Resulting in a therapy induced post dramatic stress shituation. So when the need to pinch another loaf arises, you are most assured that i'snot going to happen again! Consequently when you do pinch that loaf the next time, you're standing with one foot on each side of the toilet seat, that loaf drops with more speed and force than you thought possible creating a "doubleplunk" that backplasters the public bodily waste jackpacking your crack. Causing oneself to immediately clench your fists screaming an expletive at the top of your lungs, because hell hath no fury like someone who just got doubleplunked.

Bitch!? You think you're having a bad day?! I just got doubleplunked motherfucker!!

by HalseyBallsey April 27, 2021

arahabaki.doubleblack

super funny mutual. always sends the best tiktoks and is so kind <3 makes amazing content and is super active

you’re so lucky to be mutuals with arahabaki.doubleblack! i’m jealous!!

by UmmIDK37658❄️ July 2, 2021

doubleplusungood

It means very bad! Like, REALLY bad!

Jimmy thought the movie was doubleplusungood, since it starred Ben Affleck.

by Dragonspirit1 May 26, 2005

Double Play

When a male reads a woman a children's book in a smooth deep voice at night to help her fall asleep. He then procedes engage in anal sex with the sleeping woman.

Diane: Jimmy read me a a Clifford The Big Red Dog book before bed last night and then I woke up with a sore anus.
Tiffany: Looks like Jimmy turned the old Double Play on you.

by SnoStorm May 29, 2013

double play

When you take a massive dook that not only scrapes the bowl, it also plugs the toilet.

I had to use the plunger and toilet brush after having a double play.

by StanleySteamer June 16, 2014